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I've been licking carpet for 3 hours, and I don't feel like a lesbian!
- That's impossible. - And she has horrible gas too.
- Don't f* * * with me! - What?
...and our boys learn how to lick carpet.
That's okay. You know what they say about women with moles on their necks.
- Hi, Stan. - I bet I scored 1 00.
anna we just got a call in the office your olivia just died
Mr. Garrison gets a nose job...
- Oh, no, Mr. Garrison's back. - Weak!
Call me. I'm in the book.
- I'm a bigger lesbian. - You're a fatter lesbian.
Weak! She only likes lesbians?
- Wow. Hi, Wendy. - Hi, Stan.
- I'm the substitute. - Well, there's no substitute for you.
- Really? - That's right. Will you stay?
A whole world of opportunity is opening up.
Wait until she sees what a lesbian I am.
- Go build a tepee. - You'll be Natasha Henstridge tonight.
...to be the voice of the substitute teacher. She was in the movie Species.
- Please, for the love of God! - Shut up!
Didn't you notice how her left arm is longer than the right one?
I stopped by because Kyle forgot his detergent on the playground.
- Did I what? - Good morning, children.
Having a nose job is better than I thought.
Anyhoo, I want you all to meet your new substitute, Miss Ellen.
Or we could straighten out the bridge, like this:
Didn't Mr. Garrison teach multiplication?
And the person who scored highest on the quiz...