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Well, I just fired you anyway. You can't quib, you rebard.
- Oh, Ms. Burke, is it? - Yes.
That may have been the problem.
Amy with a Y. Which is correct.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Is this really happening?
Oh, even better.
Okay, I don't understand what this project is at all. I don't get it.
4,383.
There are 220,000 followers as of five minutes ago.
Yeah, you heard me. I LBJ'd you, okay?
While the American people may sometimes be...
I get to be president. I don't have to move. What do we do?
- while we search the premises. - We got her.
but I have to balance that against my need not to do it.
starts with a sentence.
Actually, Wendy was keeping it a secret from me until today
Senator James' selflessness is an inspiration to us all.
Oh, shit.
I have not forgiven you for this tie.
I forgot to thank the voters for making our country look like a high school Spanish club.
Well, I Just Fired You Anyway You Can't Quib, You Rebard!
Everyone remain calm. We're in total lockdown
- Huh? What happened? - Ma'am?
And I'm really excited to start this conversation today.
Madam President, Chinese hackers
- Yes. - Okay, send him in, please.
- Pleasure to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you, ma'am.
and we need housing for all the volunteers.
- You're not from Idaho, are you, Doctor? - No, ma'am.
How much did we lose Idaho by?
Okay, Richard, you are going to be my recount specialist.
Oh, suck my dick.
and he no longer needs a script.
- It's from you? - Is it?
- Oh, that is so hot. - It's supposed to be hot.
- Yeah, we're getting there. - Okay, so what do you got?
It's up on AP, too.
Madam President!
When I think about this great country of ours,
Counting my steps.
Well, prison will get him in shape.
It's a pimple that erupted during a very stressful time.
- Are you back? - No, I'm not back. I'm just helping out.
Catherine, Why is that your hair?
- Good morning. - Hey, ma'am...
for them to paint my fucking pool house.
The agency says she's either 16 months or three years old.