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Ma'am, I really can't go to Nevada. I'm not even really here.
- hi, Keith. - Sorry to bother you, ma'am.
Remember? I don't see how this is any different than that.
Madam President. Howzit going?
of the things that he should do.
Fine, he's off the rails.
It is an outrage, you know?
I hear just excellent things about her.
Wherever you stand in the room,
Be the president. It is imperative
a somewhat arcane institution
- Ooh. - Right this way.
It is my clear duty as president
to that smug, Dick Van Dyke-looking motherfucker Tom James.
The first of many appointments I intend to make.
I briefed you on the state of affairs regarding...
- which was my fallback. - But you were getting my coffee.
Cliff?
to provide an additional decoy target for any would-be assailants.
Well, I don't think it helped.
- You're gonna feel a small... - Oh, no, we're not gonna do this.
ST3AN23
- You were saying? - I was.
- Those are hilarious. - Nature's trapdoor.
Good morning, Amy. This is the president's schedule,
No, she doesn't need a doctor. I got it under control.
I am just over 12,000 steps today.
- I'm fired? - Yes, get out.
I'm not picking up any respect.
Whatever.
He's here. He's getting his hair done. Just go home, I guess.
- But I'm gonna be a dad. - You're a nincompoop.
- We need to round up... - Don't say it over the radio, asshole.
- What? - You've got to see this, ma'am.
Can you just let me hold on one quick second?
All right, we're gonna start with that.