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I need to talk to you.
Because I wouldn't want an innocent person
I don't think so.
What's happening?
I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number.
Walk with me.
Who says that?
A Note. Pathetic
We're gonna do it outside. Outside of work.
David Wallace
You're going to charge me a fee to cut my own cake?
Where?
Where?
for any reason whatsoever...
All you do is dress fancy and shrink!
.
DWIGHT: Yeah, back off. This isn't your fight.
the civic
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
or the dominant turkey during mating season.
When’s the last time I wished you a happy birthday?
That's enough because...
Thirty-one is humanly impossible.
So, I either get more involved or I take a sick day.
And thanks for coming in. Oh!
Dwight, there was wind. I want a do over.
Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.
She said she was only sleeping with me.
Please stop.
Hey, what say we order up some pasta?
It shouldn't come from you. Who should it come from, then?
DWIGHT: Have a good trip. Thanks.
And this is something that I live by,
A little bit.
Me: Writing my final essay
Oh! How much is this gonna cost? Oh!
with the potential you see in me.
This is insanely awkward.
I knew something bad was gonna happen today.
but I appreciate you trying.
And I look back at him and I say,