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Man, this chocolate bar is delicious.
about that Honeymooners episode I watched today.
Joey B, my daughter and my granddaughters have made this team elite and relevant…soooo, we’re cool, right?
This is where I get all serious now. Okay. Death...
These things are part of the fabric of American life.
Gentlemen, that was a fart.
We're going to Washington.
I'm laying down the red carpet. The Emmys are on tonight.
I'll finish it later.
Good day to you, sir. And now prepare to die.
Look, look, rubber chicken, you know?
I asked you to stop this and you didn't listen to me.
- Brian, would you mind? - Yeah, sure.
Lois, don't worry about it. I got a bunch of great new shows lined up.
He had a note.
Lauren You cheeky bastard
Goodnight House Goodnight Mouse
Goodnight Daddy. GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
Now follow my orders.
Basically, we'll spend the day crapping off things
He brought a note from his doctor. It's a suicide bombing.
that converts all fart sounds into Steven Wright jokes.
Oh, sorry.
I don't want to admit it, but I think you were right.
Until you and all of Quahog start to clean up your act.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
But we're cool, right?
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love send to me , 12 Lords of Leaping 11 Drummers Drumming 10 Pipers Piping 9 Ladies Dancing 8 Maids of Milking 7 Kids a Sliming 6 Gesse a Laying 5 Cracker .... uh no 5 Golden rings . 4 calling birds 3 french hens 2 turtle doves and a paratgitie iubnajn
Well, she hasn't told us yet. Damn!
Ramadan. Radaman. What is that?
He makes that face and it makes me laugh, okay?
I'm just telling you for your own benefit.
He got chocolate in my peanut butter.
What the hell! Why are they blocking out all the good stuff?
Now I can't say... in my own... house?