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Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
Wait a minute, Peter.
Okay, I'll just needa picture ID.
Oh, no, sir.
and I think when it comes topoetry, you can't be wrong.
Identity theftworks both ways.
Social Security card, passport,title to the house.
But I sent you away
We should go just as a goof.
I'll do it, I'll be James Woods.
You think you could helpout my friend Meg here?
I missed you.
"Daybreak" is a good song.
And I'll stick to that story,even if nobody believes it.
I say, I sayson, whatdo we got brewing in here?
As fast as Spider-Manwhen he gets laid.
Ta-da.
It could've been me.
"Looks Like We Made It."
Oops! That’s not right.
I went bareback.
We have to go to that concert.
That won't benecessary.
from Sharper Image,plane tickets...
Get the scent and then findthe guy that smells like me.
the last windowof the World Trade Center.
if my stomach had said,"Hell yeah I'm hungry.
We're gonna settlethis like men.
That's a good song.
For God's sake, I went to Brown
I'm justgetting started.
You stole my credit card,you son of a bitch.