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- Excali-Bat. - This one?
ALFRED: And I must say, I've grown rather fond of the young lad.
- You should be terrified. - Why?
I'm a loser at home and a loser at work.
Surveillance. On the Joker.
My father figure.
Too bad.
Alfred!
What are you doing? Hey, Batman.
S is for Superhero
-(CONTINUES SCREAMING) -(ROARING)
ALL: Iron Man sucks!
You can't be a hero if you only care about yourself.
'Puter. Nothing.
Stop m
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What? Hey, kid. What is this?
Motherfucking clown
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Nope.
Sorry, not you. We're talking to Commissioner Gordon.
you see a lot of crazy things.
And logos.
BATMAN". That one was for the assignment called
You're scheduled to go to Jim Gordon's retirement party.
BARBARA". Computer, Batman's in danger.
No more crime! No more crime! No more crime!
Batman!. What are you doing?! Batman!. What are you doing?!
Excuse me.
(ALL LAUGHING)
- I hate you, Joker. -(GASPS)
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BATMAN: So do I, guy!
- One of us should check it out. - Okay.
I am fighting a few different people.
Are we sure Jesus said that?
- I'm paraphrasing. - Cool!
(SMACKS LIPS RHYTHMICALLY)
The first lesson is,
multiple Kryptonian defense systems engage,
(GASPS) What are you talking about?
to our strong-willed and forward-thinking new commissioner.
...is excellent listening and execution of my ideas.
- Batman, no. No! - Don't do this!
- BATMAN: No. - I'm okay.
rape
All good, Babs. I've got my autopilot on it.
- It's Pinot grigio, sir. - Whatever it is.
how dare you try to tell me how to raise my kid i just met
Sing
BATMAN: Hang on a second.
It's Not To Be Confused With Big A. it's bigsdat
complete me.
Here comes the...
Really? Because I brought a PowerPoint--
Run over these skeletons.
words describing the impact
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Well, I'm not.
Good news. Our bathroom problem is solved.
You did it!
I did something!
but it's your family, too.
I Did Something! Productions
#HIGHFIVE
P UTE R: Scuttler online.
and I'll grab the other side!
I sure do.
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Batman, you need us!
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Don't worry about it, dawg. I'm not here to throw down or anything.
- Mmm... - Well, tonight is gonna be different!
I think after 78 years, I deserve respect!
I've gotta save my family!
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Me, too.
I never even taught you how to drive!
No, it’s all my fault, Sir Topham Hatt.
- PRISONERS: Yeah! - He's destroying our city, too!
- Now! - No.
No, it's not.
-...back to the Phantom Zone. - Phantom Zone? Yep.
JOKER: He likes long, violent walks on historic buildings.
Hot-diggity-dog!
- Cool. - So, guys, listen up!
Don't Make Your True Life Mozart!
Okay, you know what? Cool it. You're a criminal.
Oh, you're such a great padre!
Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy.
Quickest route, no freeways.
High five!
VILLAINS: Here we go!
- WOMAN: Thanks for saving the city! - You're welcome.
Historically speaking, that is accurate.
- Batman? -(GASPS) Barbara!
Whoo! Let's hear it for Batman!
ALL: No! No! No!
of the fifth master bedroom.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Sure. Where do you want me?
Look at this place! Am I being too loud?
Citizens of Gotham,
- Hard pass. - And a song.
Yes, sir?
You think my muscles are big?
I'm locking in some coordinates now.
I'd rather watch The Boys episode get some than The Boys episode Payback any day!
If the mayor isn't here in five minutes to negotiate the city's surrender,
Still boring!
and compassion.
Please.
- Succulent something. - No.
- How'd I do, Dad? Mediocre.
to share custody of you.
Let's use it!
Salvage what you can out of the Scuttler, and maybe root around,
-(GRUNTS) Gotcha. -(ROBIN YELPS)
On it, Padre.
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- Uh... Batman? - What's up, buddy?
You just got Union Jacked!
ALL: We are! CATWOMAN: Meow, meow!
Okay, but I need all the bad guys locked up in here.
Smash! Smash! Smash!
Whoa!
I like to fight around.
Corning through!
BARBARA: Batman!
Oh man!
Strafe-left. Strafe-right.
(STRAINING)
Nobody calls them that
with a smile!
Do you really want the man who made you to come to harm?
- Fire! - BATMAN: Almost there!
What are we gonna do, sir?
PUTER". What is the password?
Permit us to lend you assistance.
And you kicked me in the face.
JOKER: Madam Mayor!
- Huh! - Or Catwoman.
Dick...
- I need an elbow. - Elbow.
Stop them before they start chanting!
craping toilet its raining craps
Uh, do that.
life doesn't give you seatbelts!
- How did you-- - Alfred, you gotta let me out of here.
Yeah, bad guy.
Is this about that stupid "greatest enemy" thing?
Freestyle a little bit. Oh, that's good, kid!
So, when people ask you
Batman!
How is he beating all of you again?
I'm sorry, did you say "jazzed"?
- It's, "you and I!" - It's, "you and I!"
how to masterbuild your way inside that thing.
Alfred Pennyworth at your service, ma'am.
Look at that! The old gang.
You mean, "Alfred da Butt-ler," with two T's?
You wanna see a magic trick?
And code names to use on our walkie-talkies.
I actually thought you'd changed.
The Jamaican Caper.
Hey, Batman. Do you wanna take a quick pic?
PUTER: Preparing Fortress of Solitude infiltration gear.
- HARLEY QUINN: Yes! - What are you talking about?
really, really, really,
MAN: Batman, what's going on? ROBIN: Are you okay?
That is right. Respect!
(ALL YELP)
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That's gonna be impossible.
The Bat-Signal, she's been egged!
you sure like movies about relationships!
I can see the target.
Like this?
Huh. Looks like you're going to a lot of trouble for little old me.
I'm gonna blow up Gotham City!
Let's g0, gang-
I never would've just even learned how to feel. I never would've just even learned how to feel.