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I'm so sorry about everything, man. I'm so...
You know what I Haven't had in a while?
Ha-ha-ha!
COUNT IT!!!
Hey, kids! You know why I'm happy?
But why do we have to cancel our cruise just cos the dog's a cokehead?
Oh, well... It's not as good as my Irish cop. It's just a little thing I...
Attention, everyone.
Us addicts are takin' on the pregnant teenagers from across the lake.
I can't. Group therapy.
I miss the old days when you were my sidekick.
A drug problem? What's this really about? Jealousy? Am I stealin' your thunder?
I don't have to fucking impress you.
Brian, would you please ask your new friend to leave now?
That's my daughter.
"And your record will stand as proof
Count it
Uh, I think they're lookin' for some witch or something. I don't know. I wasn't listening.
- How would you read it? - Oh, I don't know.
OK, come on, everyone. Exercise is an important part of recovery.
Clever, Did you stay up all night writing that? Eh, i got to bed around 2 - 2:30
Help! Help!
I guess it's just down to you and me, Peter. One of us is gonna win that paid vacation.
- Time to change Stewie. - Preposterous. I haven't... There it is.
- Really? - My life is so pathetic.
So, how was your day?
I can't even think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning.
Meg Party