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Oh, it was terrific. The first day we were there...
Hey, I have an inside-out penis."
#SERBIAN #CHINESE #BANGLA #PORTUGESE
So now you're happy, and I'm miserable.
But, uh, yeah, he's super gay.
I could use a drink.
He has an appointment Friday with Dr. Hartman
I'm so glad you could come over.
is another scene captured by this camera.
Wait
This my son Glenn.
Okay, so he wants to be a woman
Being a writer, I'm always exploring new possibilities.
Look, Brian, face it, you're a dog.
Golly, Lois, where do you shop?
I...
I'm getting off now. Bye.
Well, maybe you should go talk to Glenn about it.
Are you gay, Dad?!
But the answer is, I still have it.
You just burned your last friend in this room, lady.
Dan Quagmire!
How is he, Doc? Is he all right?
You should be very proud of your dad.
I thought you'd be out on the town
for all his bravery in Vietnam.
♪ but where are those godd old fashined values ♪
at this year's naval ball
I don't know.
Go on ahead, I'll settle up.
Hey.
You're just leaving for a few days.
that you would understand and be able to accept this.
She's a classy, smart, beautiful lady.
I'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.
♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
I your dad.
This is the best day of my life!
Out of respect.
where you make the checks out directly to the teacher's name?
Where do you buy your clothes?
Every day at rifle training, he'd help me clean my butt.
I had sex with her at the Marriott!
Um, the mail came a little later than usual today.
Aquaman... and his secret alter ego, Arthur Curry.
Okay, kids, Mr. Quagmire and his dad... his moth...
Meg, please.
Brian, it's so boring here.
I am in too good a mood.
Really? What's his name?
Hey, it's got to be 5:00 somewhere, right?
♪ All the things that make us ♪
And if you're happy, I'm happy for you.
We... Do we still call him Dan?
They just turn it inside out to simulate a vagina.
I thought you'd be out on the town
There was, um, something else I wanted to tell you.
I'm getting off now. Bye.
I've had an amazing few days and nobody cares.
short sleeves, but you know, not so warm
Ah. Does not... come... with a manual.
NOW LAY THERE AND DIE, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!
have him come out of there
between his butt cheeks.
I am in too good a mood.
Jeff Fowler, You Should Have Waited Another decade.
I'm sorry, Dad.
What? Quagire never said anything about that.
Dad...
Wha... Is-is...?
But I am a woman trapped in a man's body.
Guys, watch this.
You know, every little interaction, every little moment
If I ever see you anywhere near my house,
Where am I taking you again?
Look at you.
Well, look, let's just all agree that he's odd, huh?
Huh. It's great to see you
Ha! That's my dad!
Yeah, it's something I heard on TV.
Hey, you Dan's boy? That's right.
Damn thing can't tell the difference.
Wow.
and he danced for a while?
That is hysterical. I know, huh?
shoot all of our children and then kill ourselves.