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The fact that your last name is Griffin is a pleasantry
between his butt cheeks.
Yeah, gay.
I don't think he knows.
No, he'd date men.
And then I get back here last night,
Suck on that, Quagmire.
Oh, you met her at the seminar?
You're my dad.
Okay, you know what? Elephant in the room.
Lieutenant Commander Dan Quagmire, is now a woman.
Ida.
I don't know.
What? You did?
You know, kids.
I'd gotten a haircut earlier that day,
Oh, hey, Brian.
with Quagmire and hid dad.
If I ever see you anywhere near my house, If I ever see you anywhere near my house,
What are you gonna name it, huh?
I have some news.
if you and Lois would join us as his guest at the naval ball.
juggling torches.
We-we should all be so gay!
Hello, everyone!
I realize I put a lot on you.
I love you, too, Glenn.
I'll talk to you later. Wait, wait, hang on, Brian!
All of these people came out just to honor you.
How is he, Doc? Is he all right?
I think of it kind of like a huge screen.
This my son Glenn.
Oh, yeah.
Just, just tell me the truth!
Your dad had the best penis in the military.
Because, frankly, it didn't.
Nothing you'd look twice at, but not bad.
You're kidding.
I love you, too, Glenn.
as far as relationships and sex and stuff?
Oh, come on.
Hey, I have an inside-out penis."
And a lot of little things:
You know what?
When are you coming back?
That is hysterical. I know, huh?
You're just leaving for a few days.
What about, Ida?
7 x 17 x 31 = 3689
Peter, what are you doing home?
Those seminars can wear you out.
and you just said, "Good luck"?
or did they reassign some ass fat up there?
Well, honey, I've extended our line of credit
Where is he?!
coaie
Family Guy 8x18 Quagmire's Dad Original Air Date on May 9, 2010
Um... hey, remember when we met him the other day,
Okay, fine. I'll make you one; you tell a story.
We-we should all be so gay!
Not to worry, I called in,
♪ Are you ready, boots? ♪
I'd stand and salute you, sir, but this is the best I can do.
I absorbed so much.
No, Ida.
Meg, please.
Did I tell you about... that over there?
Okay, this is not the help I came over here for.
Oh, my God, Glenn, he's amazing.
Brian.