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But, trust me, I had been unhappy for a long, long time.
I [bleep] your brother.
Well, you see, when I watch the world go by,
you're gonna walk off into the woods and die.
and women's clothing?
it was your dad.
I [bleep] your dad.
I think of it kind of like a huge screen.
I didn't know! I didn't know it was her!
Okay, so he wants to be a woman
I fucked your dad.
Oh, no, you'd know.
He can be such a nudge.
You know what?
Yeah, so there's this seminar
the way he talks, his mannerisms,
What? Quagire never said anything about that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot.
And I gotta tell you, though, this seminar is great.
and he danced for a while?
And a salutey-rooty-toot-tooty back to you, my friend.
Hey, Brian, how was the seminar?
Well, your loss, Brian.
Aw, man, what-what do we call him now?
It wasn't funny. It wasn't funny. It was gay.
I'm serious, Stewie.
What? I don't know.
I wonder how long it's gonna take.
Sorry, sorry.
We forgot to tell him thanks.
♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Because I haven't heard from you.
Just doing my job.
Yeah, there's a seminar on creating...
Hey.
Hello, everyone!
that looked like anything.
"Hey, I came here to be at the seminar, not run it."
It's nothing fancy.
If I ever see you anywhere near my house,
When they move to a new place,
I'm changing my future, not my past.
I realize I put a lot on you.
So all of a sudden, we get these orders.
care about anyone but themselves?
So now you're happy, and I'm miserable.
So I finally tell them,
You're jealous! Huh?
and a new cell phone should be here for you in three business days.
Now lay there and die, you piece of crap!!
I [BLEEP] you dad
Okay, well, so now that we got all the mush out of the way,
Lois, you're not gonna believe this.
You're my dad.
Hey, Quagmire. Um, is your dad around?
Dan Quagmire!