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Oh, my God, what- wha-what does it look like?
At the navy ball, you'll see how much of a man he is
are you gay?
YOU'RE DEAD!!!
Well, I've got a woman story for you that you're not gonna believe.
Huh? An alien in a grass skirt
Yeah, Stewie, I gotta go.
and make every private there feel important.
the first one I ever got over there
"Gee, your house looks beautiful.
to be different, so be very nice.
The breeze was just warm enough that you could wear
Hey, guys, you got a minute?
Okay, just stop, stop!
Oh, Dad, I've been worried sick. Where have you been?
Not a bad option to have in the back pocket
You know what? Never mind.
Did I tell you about... that over there?
Look, I took a picture of her.
This is not a joke, Peter, okay?!
Hey, hey, you know what we should do?
Really? Well, then how do you know he's gay?
Aw.
with the rest of it.
Aw, damn, I was just there. Really?
I made a crumble.
All of these people came out just to honor you.
Peter, no, he didn't!
I am, I am.
You know what, fine.
Family Guy 8x18 Quagmire's Dad Original Air Date on May 9, 2010
I don't think you'll have any control over it.
Now calm down. You're ruining this ball.
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My dad's coming to visit.
Nice to meet you, Glenn.
You should be very proud of your dad.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Son, you have my word, I am not gay.
I...
No, that's just it-- it was right here in town last night.
Don't want to get behind you in the mess hall, huh?
Well, I'll tell you what we're not gonna do:
I don't know. Have fun at the circus.
You promise?
No, he'd date men.
and make every private there feel important.
What?
Wow, you must be proud.
QUAGMIRE No!
How was the seminar?
♪ All the things that make us ♪
I'll blow your head off!
I love you.
Quagmire, don't you see it?
Oh, my God!
You're just jealous 'cause I found a real woman.
so he can be a lesbian?
I didn't think he was that gay.
And, of course, it's the day of all days
See, Quagmire? I told you he's gay.
Hey, Peter, how you doing?
are you gay?
Aw, you weren't selfish.
Just, just tell me the truth!
Lois, you're not gonna believe this.
Everyone here admires your dad.
See, Quagmire? I told you he's gay.
No, I'm afraid not.
Tell old Stew.
I remember the sky was a majestic orange.
But I did put a lot of planning into the meal.
I was just being colorful
They're cutting off his penis in there!