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Lois, that doesn't make any sense at all.
Wow.
Hey, guys. Come on in.
♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Oh, yeah? What about my future, huh?
I [bleep] your dad.
I can't believe-- Oh, no, it's back.
What?
Your dad had the best penis in the military.
Uh...
And I was.
And we're prepared for that.
Glenn, I wouldn't miss this night for the world.
My dad? My other mother?
Oh, boy, nice to be back home.
All right, come on now! That's not helping!
Yeah, Stewie, I gotta go.
We forgot to tell him thanks.
Here, Lois, take a look.
I'm changing my future, not my past.
Oh, sorry, that's my auto spell correct.
Guys, I got some great news!
Where do you buy your clothes?
What are we gonna do next month?
♪ Are you ready, boots? ♪
My dad, my dad, talking about decorating
that you would understand and be able to accept this.
♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
I am, I am.
Yeah, and someday, when you're ready,
My dad wanted me to tell you he would be thrilled
Wow, did you say, "Web-based Internet series?"
I'm serious, Stewie.
the rest of my life or miserable?
Get out of there, you dirty little bastard!
Sure am. He was like a hero to me when I was growing up.
All right, you're all done. Go.
See.
surrounded by seamen.
They just turn it inside out to simulate a vagina.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot.
you know how much I love balls
I'm just going away for a few days.
What are you gonna name it, huh?
Your dad was very brave back in Southeast Asia.
Brian, take it easy. You're not leaving forever.
Aw, man, what-what do we call him now?
to be different, so be very nice.
Wow, I could never be a writer.
or should I get the can of pennies?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh Davide How there you missed the school bus and Hawk the horn on the bus and pop the tires in deflate them You're grounded grounded grounded grounded for 45000000000000000
You know, not half bad.
Hey, here's to exciting, new opportunities on the Internet.
I fucked your mom
He didn't actually move, he's just visiting!
At ease, ladies.
Oh, how thoughtful.
What the hell was that?
Oh, that's great, honey.
No. Total sex change.
I was wrong to just assume
surrounded by seamen.