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Okay, okay.
Brian, Brian, Brian. I was after good or bad.
to come along for moral support.
And we're prepared for that.
You know what? Drop me off at the Marriott.
Okay, kids, Mr. Quagmire and his dad... his moth...
Wow.
No. Oh, my bad.
♪ Start walking! ♪
Call if you want.
GET OUT OF THERE, YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD!!
Is this another one of those classes
Hey, it's got to be 5:00 somewhere, right?
Peter! Thank you for asking it.
Well, look who's home. Hey, buddy.
You're a chowhound, aren't ya, Pete?
What do you want, a parade?
Not a bad option to have in the back pocket.
his friend are coming over soon for dinner.
This corn is special.
Me to Jeff Fowler After he stole my thunder!
I'm glad you stopped by, though,
Wally! Good to see you.
Dad...
because let me tell you, I do hate to perspire. It just ruins...
I'll take it.
All I've talked about for years with these people
Well, honey, I've extended our line of credit
13 x 127 = 1651
What?!
No, that's just it-- it was right here in town last night.
because let me tell you, I do hate to perspire. It just ruins...
What? You thought I was leaving forever
Oh, it was terrific. The first day we were there...
I wonder if I could push mine inside.
Not to worry, I called in,
Oh, no, it's not you.
I had sex with her at the Marriott!
I'd gotten a haircut earlier that day,
Oh, you met her at the seminar?
Oh, come on in. Come on in.
Hey......
I don't even know what to call you.
Is she over there right now? We should go take a look.
Well, it's not!
Now calm down. You're ruining this ball.
to have the procedure, and he wants me to go with him.
You know, I've heard the phrase soul mate for years,
Every day at rifle training, he'd help me clean my butt.
I'll talk to you later. Wait, wait, hang on, Brian!
Being a writer, I'm always exploring new possibilities.
Out of respect.
Get out of there, you dirty little bastard!
I plan to have a sex-change operation.
Thank you, Meg. Who did your procedure?
as far as relationships and sex and stuff?
Oh-ho! Hide the women!
So, remember, Chris, no staring.
I understand.
Don't want to get behind you in the mess hall, huh?
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I see.
And if you're happy, I'm happy for you.
I had sex with her! What?!
Sir, you gotta tell them about the time
I guess I could, but I don't know
I am telling you the truth.
and you just said, "Good luck"?
It's like he doesn't even notice it.
Your dad was very brave back in Southeast Asia.
I-I just, I don't know if I can handle that.
Oh, come on in. Come on in.