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"'cause I don't know where it is, you bologna.
Fits right in my pocket.
They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.
Whoo-hoo!
- Good-bye. - [ Groans ]
Fairly warned be thee, says I.
- is still... here! - [ Screaming ]
'Tis no man! 'Tis some kind of strikeout machine!
I don't believe it. Now my pants are chafin' me.
I'll never wash this hand again
You want "The People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle."
Stupid Welcome Mobile. I knew it would ruin me!
Hello, I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
[ Thinking ] Hmm.
Shut up. just shut up!
First, whenever you walk in front of your window...
just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate.
- Yes, but it was-- - Your witness.
'Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch...
'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless Mountain Dew drinking machine. Arr!
[ Gulps ]
I'm like that guy, that Spanish guy.