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My mom blew it, Jack.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
I'm sorry, but these tactics have worked on stupider women.
My mother could have married Buzz Aldrin.
you would have never been born.
what did harry styles used to say? dagleish SOS! i repeat dagleish SOS! billy zayn and taj please come to the front desk if you hear the signals!
Stop waiting for your prince, Liz.
under the circumstances billy zayn and i really recommend delaware saint john! we really recommend him! because we really recommend it! we really recommend it!
I love you too, baby girl.
And I'm going to tell you, for the first time in my life...
toxic aiden hubble was noomionllyboowoobobohipeprio bohpa bohpa biperiyououyouopering blameoio ibiii bowoeiulaupy's bohiiuoyoouooyouplelaosoeowiiewhatyouwannadopressureoohiupering wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
Divorce, broken engagements,
What about the list I gave you?
But we never talked about it.
on the first half of my boob job.
I hear you.
Moms after nursing 2 kids
All right, Colleen.
Thank you.
Then, I'm asking you, for the first time in my life...
Wait, it's Mother's Day already?
You know, my Johnny's single.
I have never been to Chicago.
That is not a song.
You must be Jack's mother?
Who cares?
Whoever "the one" is, you've probably already met him.
if you're serious about Jackie, let him know now.
Jonathan.
Colleen is going to kill you.
Oh, no, no.
Not even common-law?
that N.B.C. is making us do after their ill-fated decision
Like when they was looking for John McCain's running mate.
♪ Don't go to sleep ♪
And I wonder why I'm like that.
I couldn't just pick up and move.
Mom, you're wearing my outfit.
Boy, I thought I had it bad with my fake mom.
Where do I commission one?"
You...
Maybe the moms were right.
I'm sorry, there wasn't a door, so I just...
Now, remember, in this scenario, I am a man,
during the 3:30 A.M. SportsCenter.
Do you think it's weird that I'm still single?
in your water aerobics class.
counting to infinity.
Colleen.