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and a Guinness Book of World Records holder
He was an astronaut?
I can't say Nicaragua.
Because chest-wise,
I'm waiting for Astronaut Mike Dexter.
Now, that's not true.
and we haven't been able to track down your mom.
What is wrong with you?
Not even when I watched Ed Aldrin walk on the moon.
You make me very nervous.
Especially Jack.
I see.
Patricia Goodband.
I apologize, ma'am.
I'm not here about Mother's Day, John Francis.
Of course I do.
Fine, I'd rather be up on that stage all alone
That won't be necessary.
And we are not talking about Nancy Donovan.
They're too recognizable, Tracy.
greener banana.
Pajamaralls.
You should have followed him.
Well, I'm ready for the show.
What a nice surpr...
This needs to be taken seriously.
All right, start with taxes, then insurance.
And I have never regretted it.
QUIT, DON'T GET PAID, AND DRIVE AROUND WITH ONE HEADLIGHT OUT
But I just haven't met "the one" yet.
Just bring my son one of everything.
Well, then, good luck paying for that other implant.
I think I'm ready for the sex talk.
That way, he doesn't have to choose.
Wait...
Why isn't my beautiful Frank up on the wall?
Damn the tiny, brown hands that made this.
even though it was Margarita Monday at Dockside Joe's.
It's not an implant, Jack.
your end of our bargain.
I see what you're doing.
Put the mimosas down!