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When I hear a story About Major Biden...
he's rubbing the records with his hand.
Oh my god! Who the fuck cares?!
It's like trying to beat schpupel champion Fjurg Van Der Ploeg at a game of schpupel.
Omar Mahajarifa--
Uh, sorry, my-- my friend's a little new at the club scene.
Only V drink of Mr. Peter Lawford.
I'm nine years old and I'm indian.
Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?
All right, Omar, your word is candy.
So, who wants to come back to hotel and take a wack at my genitals?
C--
You didn't put anything in there.
Well, I mean, if that's what I got to do, then I guess I--
O--
All you got to do is finish third grade and you'll get that promotion.
This is my Malibu Barbie doll in it says I want to watch stupid tree with Honey Boo Boo I want to watch stupid tree with Honey Boo Boo in South Park And it can inflate and deflate with an air pump in it like an air mattress who wants to watch The Incredibles 2008
yeah, they wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up with a rash
Take me out to pLace tonight
I'm sorry, go ahead, mrs.-- uh--
You know, that's not a bad idea.
that Lewis Black told jokes that was so funny, he had to shout them so everyone could hear.
Noooooooooooooooooooo Fuck you peter
that a line is ten miles long
I don't know, that one guy seem to like it.