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Yeah. It's so hard.
Come on, get up. Come on.
Where's his fucking self-control, this guy?
You insulted freddy fazbear that's gotta be resolved
She's drop-dead gorgeous.
Just please leave.
Oh, you don't think this fucking devastates me?
- Is this tender? - No.
I'm not the one with all the dents in their car.
Give me the Orioles over the Tigers for 2, and the Jays over the Rangers, 3 G's.
Most of it's from the accident.
So I need you to tell him there wasn't.
Every time I see anything now, I think I got melanoma.
Promise me, no drinking and driving.
I just want something for my stomach so I can quit going to the bathroom.
Don't you got a general anesthetic? This lidocaine didn't do much.
No.
Get you a day early, huh? I'll go to the store in the morning.
- How's your car? - Escalade?
Well, we really don't know him. He listens.
- Thought you had an algebra test. - Oh, chill out.
- Motherfucker. - Tony, come on.
What do you got to be stressed about? That bar?
Oh, this goddamn kid.
Hello?
- Really? - Yeah, but I'm scared of everybody.
You gonna tell me about the traffic again?
...I would've killed him.
Motherfuckin’ Gun!
I gotta explain my business to you now? After so many years?
He's kind of attractive.
I'm not trying to be conceited.
...to the lateral anterior aspect of the clavicle.
Why don't you get dressed. We'll talk in my office.
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