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Yeah, it happens.
B.A. Columbia; M.A., PhD, Johns Hopkins.
Get the point?
- I want Coms up. - Roger that, sir.
So i’m fucked either way.
Crypto’s up! Crypto’s up!
Likewise a frontal seaside attack.
It's terrible. N-No, it's wonderful,
armed with V.X. poisoned gas.
I got money in Voyager!
Green smoke
And you need my help.
I know. It's funny you should mention that.
You're a long way from home, Captain.
The hour is approaching, sir
- Come on. - Do you know how this shit works?
One, two, three! Eat that!
Mason!
Commander. Team leader.
well, it could prove to be useful information, maybe!
it's over.
Drop the gun or I drop your boss.
Head out, and I was the result.
Make no mistake about it, gentlemen, we are now in harm's way.
Sprinkler activated.
What the fuck are you waiting for, Stanley? You take the fucking needle now!
What the hell was that, Frank?
Don't you ever stop eatin'?
Steady.
Speak up.
I know you're in here, and I know you can hear me.
Fifteen.
That lying Womack. You could've told my daughter.
Sir.
to you, but what the fuck is going on?
When he neutralizes the threat, we launch green flares and we wait for the cavalry.
Mason!
cover of hostages and V.X. gas warheads.
We've got a 60-year-old convict and a lab rat. I'm telling you, it's over.
- So, they let you out? - Yeah.
It's no secret he kept microfilm files on prominent Americans and Europeans:
Put him on the phone right now.
Let me outta here! Oh, God! Let me outta here! Oh, God!
LET'S WASTE THESE FUCKERS
You're the rocket man
Should we prepare for launch, General?
- The Marines! - Where?
Goodspeed, come in.
operational situation with you and your men.
Front pew, right leg.
Well-trained.
Thank you, sir.
You will not be detained one minute longer than
- Oh, no! Baby's goin' down in flames! - It's not mine.
Today, well, it's a different Bureau.
Uh, what did Hummel mean by your countermeasure, General?
Ron
Launch coordinates: six, seven,
Now you're getting a gun and a wet suit.
All I care about is… Are you happy with these GIFs
EXCUSE ME, GENERAL, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING MONEY?
Okay. Not very nice, is he?
Hi, darling, it's, uh, it's me.
But I'll be coming back. And, uh...
Unfortunately, incredibly unstable.
- How? - It's a cholinesterase inhibitor.
morgue from the satellite thermal imaging...
If only what? Six federal marshals hadn't kicked down our door
Let's move. Move out! Move out! Move out!
Prisoner requests to have his handcuffs taken off.
Yes, perfectly okay, you fucking idiot!
- Thank you, General. - Thank you, sir.
Okay, I've got some bad news and some really bad news.
This is my Humvee I don't want any dings dents or scratches
WE GONNA CRASH! SAVE YOURSELVES
LET'S WASTE THESE FUCKERS
When the patient asks you to fix their broken front tooth
They need a decision, Mr President.
But of course you are
So you held this guy without trial his whole life! No wonder he's pissed.
So I'm fucked either way.
- I'm very aware of the time, Captain. - Aye, aye, sir. Lettin' you know.
and that American boys have paid for that neglect in blood...
will be in chaos. I am talking anarchy.
You broke out of prison again, didn't you? Why did you come to me?
7am? Well I guess that’s one way to go
No, he'll remember me. I don't want his anger clouding the issue.
So I took the rest of the day off.
I GOT GREEN SOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!
Uh, Frank, uh, we're havin' a few problems with the account transfer.
The men of Marine Force Recon
- You're pregnant? - Three weeks.
And I'll send someone to pick up your girlfriend
WE COMMUNISTS WE AIN'T GIVE YOU NO MON *MACHINE GUN GUNSHOTS*
Something I couldn't do while you were here.
Hummel from Alcatraz. Out.
which had to be neutralized before blowing up the office.
When they don't come home,
I wish? Losers always say i wish.
That's a good question.
Sir, morgue team has not checked in.
I feel rather like Alcamedes.
Wow.
All I want to know is Is it biodegradable?
- Y-You're sending him back to jail? - I'm not sending him anywhere.
Thank you.
Good to go
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Time on target: seven minutes.
Hello?
Then maybe we need to execute a few hostages.
I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF A PLATOON FULL OF MARINES
Is it really true that there's never been an escape?
Happy Birthday You piece of shit
- I cannot give that order! - I am not gonna repeat that order!
Oh, yeah, okay. That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen.
you’re the brown dirt cowboy
Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, Rocket Man?