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WHOEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BREACHIN' GENERAL
But I strongly urge you to consider the use of this as a secondary initiative.
- Wow! - Is that all you're gonna say, is wow?
what happened between you and her.
In time, so shall we.
We're a little tight on time.
Come on. Time's up.
- Thank you for making my point. - Where are the guidance chips?
What? Vaporized? A body can vaporize?
Welcome to the HOP
- This isn't happening! - No, just don't answer it. It's okay.
If I had my way, you would be shipped back to Wolfburg in leg irons...
All I know is you were big in Vietnam. I saw the highlights on television.
Good to go!
You're talking to a general, soldier. Maintain discipline.
That's affirmative.
Hey, man, you just fucked up your Ferrari.
- Under there is a maze of shit. - Well, there's no question, gentlemen.
The day we took hostages we became mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid!
He broke out of two maximum security prisons. And if he hits the streets.
Kind of a lot's happened since then.
The access card, sir.
I'm just givin' him somethin' to think about.
Did they bother to tell you who I am, why I'm doing this?
Well, what might that be?
Personally, I think you're a fuckin' idiot.
Let's drop to the deck. One hundred feet below radar.
Your birthday?
Commander, the beam is hitting some sort of reflective device.
They're gonna bomb our ass back to the Stone Age.
If you can get to the Pan Pacific Hotel, there's
Then you wouldn't have any fuckin' idea what
Welcome to the cock
You spasm so hard you break your own back, spit your guts out.
I'm goin' over to Orkin to design roach motels. Cool, huh?
Who is this? Identify yourself.
No! No! No!
Here. Here's a quarter.
All I know is you were big in Vietnam. I saw the highlights
its not mine
on the mine cars, through the tunnels to the power plant,
Vaporized, sir. Excuse me, gentlemen.
- Prepare to deploy! - Good luck, Commander.
Systems up.
Well, Stanley, uh, this is when we go our separate ways, huh?
You wanna hear what I have to say or not?
It has been the greatest honor of my life to serve with you
We got a problem in a place that I think you know.
Falling, 300 feet. 200. 100.
But there's still one left.
You compromise my men's lives, and I'll bury you out there.
Stand fast, Lieutenant.
You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.
How's your bowling arm
- How's it going out there? - How do you think it's goin'?
Locaters have them approaching the morgue, sir.
It's, uh, it's, eh, kind of curious, but, uh,
Room 26.
You're goin' down!
I'm all that's left of the enemy.
Shep, what's the status on the special operational gear for Mr Mason?
You're lucky that old man Hummel wants you alive.
Well, I'd like to think it would've led somewhere if only...
We've got a 60-year-old convict and a lab rat. I'm telling you, it's over.
Womack! Now, why am I not surprised, you piece of shit!
Missile radically changing direction.
You're Not Leaving! There's A Madman In There With His Hand On A, On A Button!
you have 20 seconds to inject it into your heart.
Commander, you said never to leave his sight, but, uh...
Well, now we can add kidnapping and extortion to his list of accolades.
All right, you wanna play tough? You wanna play tough with me?
Of course, the British claimed they'd never heard of him.
- G-General, can you hear me? - I heard you, Captain.
Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, Rocket Man?
What, the faggot thing?
- Speak up! - I, uh, uh...
No, no.
Hey!
Well done, son.
But whatever happens,
Get that away from me!
Sir, Raider One is at the drop zone.
General, Sir...
You're on a need to know basis and you dont need to know
When he neutralizes the threat We launch green flares and we wait for the cavalry.
Alors Dom... How’s your bowling arm
Well I guess that’s one way to go
Green crypto! I’ve got green crypto!
Welcome to the Rock.
Mr Womack, who is your best chemical/biological man?
Sir, we know why you're out here.
got us here in the first place 33 years ago.
We locked him up and threw away the key.
Are they?
That is the word.
The Franciscan monks thought they were making white wine.
I'm sorry?
That's why you're coming with us.
Great. We're not gutless, we're incompetent. That right?
Now, we've spoken to the president,
Ah, listen. This is the penthouse. Do you do snacks, drinks? Huh?
- Your day? - Yes. Didn't you read my résumé?
No!
I'll be, I'll be down, yeah, downstairs in ten minutes.
He's smart.
with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure seeking psychopathic Marines.
Punishable by death.
Welcome to the Vault
They're playing you for a fool, sir.
No one has to die here.
- I'll fire. - No, you won't.
- Look at this! - We're gonna have the room clear.
The consequences of our actions I'll face alone.
Releasing Doughnutsworth into the world
Oh, it's very necessary, sir.
I'll try and delay Hummel and give you more time.
Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day.
While I'm considering your offer,
Commander, halt. We've got movement.
I want that fucking chip!
By all means, dear Paxton. By all means.
I've gotta get a team together right now. We've gotta move with the second option.
I was just thinking how wonderful it was
I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts.
We all have shipmates we remember.
By your ninth birthday, I was runnin' black ops into China,
Just letting the general know of the time, sir.
Stanley!
Check into the hotel. Order up some champagne.
Suspect is in a black Humvee, heading west on California.
- That's the chap. - Get this straight, pops.
- Oh, goddam it! - Oh, my God!
Well, I guess that’s one way to go
Don't tell me problems, tell me solutions.
I come before you to protest a grave injustice.