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I mean, it'd be nice to get out of jail while you're still vertical.
Yes, sir! Rio, Royce, let's go!
Retired, of course.
Let's load up!
I'm warming up
All right, let me have that.
glass or castle?
They're gonna come at us with everything they've got. Air and sea.
Jade?
Dr Goodspeed. James Womack.
All right, team, inbound. Time on target: 60 seconds.
Uh, Jade Angelou. That's A-N-G...
Shit! Goddam it!
You’re not leaving. There’s a mad man in there with his hand on a..on a BUTTON!!
Yeah i’ve Heard of him Didn’t he play hockey for the fucking Red Wings?
Speed approximately 70 miles per hour.
Hey, what about Jeff alberts head?
He's helping us resolve a dangerous situation.
I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy
What kind of whip is that? It came imported Bat fool
Nope.
If this comes out, the city of San Francisco
Oh, i was raised by the best. Montagues and Murphys
Hello, little baby doll.
Thank you for that. You could've handled it differently.
Aim!
How does one weigh human life?
Yes, sir.
81 civilians are under my control as of this moment.
This is General Hummel.
Southern China? We never admitted we sent troops into China.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time
He does not exist. Understand?
except it isn't.
Ya know, at least we can get some...
Offer me coffee.
Your destination: a non-extradition treaty country.
I’d like to know how you accomplished finding that.
Good.
Here we are, and I'm lost.
Your mother, uh... Yeah, well, sh-she was very special.
Well, it's a grunge thing.
Whoa! Whoa!
There are 81 hostages still up there.
Aye me be Irish
And, uh, they've got a gun to my head.
All I think about when I see people tweeting "well the SRO only had a pistol up against an AR-15"
- General. - Who the hell are you?
I was underground for three days in the dark,
Nobody knows about it and nobody expects it.
Major Baxter, you're either with us or against us.
Sir Walter Raleigh, Alcamedes, Solzhenitsyn, They, Um, Well They Were All Wrongfully Imprisoned.
Bosnian refugee camp?
I don't like soft-ass shit.
Marvin, look up Wolfburg Federal Penitentiary.
- What's the goddam heading? - Heading 185 degrees south southeast.
If it's the only way of getting the intelligence I need, then he goes.
My stomach's doing hula hoops around my ass.
Not the rocket! Not the rocket.
Hey, the last time I swam this channel I was your age.
- No, sir. - Go after him and stop him.
Anderson here, General Hummel.
What's the matter, fellas? Something wrong with the tour?
- How do you like how that shit works? - Second rocket's away!
My God.
who strongly suggest you go finish the job.
I want my fucking Money
Goddam it, sir! How long do we have to wait? I've lost 15 men already!
the most awesome scum in America.
Hmm. I know something about you, Godspell.
I GOT GREEN SMOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!
You keep your mind on what you're going to be doing out there tonight.
- All right. - All right.
Masterclass! Masterclass!
Come to course heading 142 degrees.
THE ROCK Has become a tourist attraction?
Well, I only bring it up because, uh,
Even someone as bright as you must be aware that, uh,
In my day, we did it all with a snorkel and a pair of flippers.
Move!
Yeah, I had kind of an interesting day myself.
Or be prepared to reap the whirlwind, gentlemen.
How is your bowling arm?
Kind of a pubescent volatility? Don't you think?
- It's all over my hand, man! - The really bad news
This is FBI Director Womack.
Yes! Perfectly OK. You fucking idiot!
So just make sure you don't get us all fucking killed.
All I care about is, are you happy with your haircut
- Where's the last rocket? - Lower lighthouse.
Stand down, Captain.
Yeah.
Attention on deck!
And you're gonna end up in either a glass jar or a plastic bag.
Help!
And I still don't have their attention.
His name is John Mason, a British national
Stand down, Captain!
I was, uh, formerly a guest here.
Go to February '76. Who was transferred to Wolfburg from San Quentin?
That's the subway. That'll drop you into the tunnels.
St Michael's Church, Fort Walton, Kansas.
Listen, uh, Frank, we have to get final authorization from the president.
De Gaulle, British members of Parliament, even the Prime Minister.
No total. It's got an incredibly low mortality rate.
But our Bureau agents caught him at the Canadian border.
The Rock has become a tourist attraction?
Perhaps meet my daughter.
I drive a Volvo, a beige one.
The real Rock
Likewise for Captain Hendrix, Gunnery Sergeant Crisp,
my wife left me
who the fuck John Mason is right now, sir.
Hey, where are you g... Goddam it!
I know, I'm rambling, I'm complaining. I'm sorry.
- Stand fast! - Oh, my God!
Where do we go from there?
Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal
Stop moving, Mason.
Make him take his dose.
The way I see it, you don't really have any choice, do you?
Ladies and gentlemen, I, Ranger Bob,
Goodspeed. Uh, yeah. O-Okay, yeah.
wondering how the time will pass you by, hope the winds of change will change your mind i don't wanna spend the night alone but you're going and you've got to you know that all you have to do is stay a minute your hands on mine the clock is ticking so stay all you have to do is stay a minute the clock is ticking so stay.
Why don't you go ahead and have his handcuffs taken off, please?
- Pleasure to meet you. - How do you do, sir?
- You like my pigtails? - Oh, yeah, the pigtails are very naughty.
Oh, I was trained by the best. British Intelligence.
It’s not mine.
- we're all gonna die. - Shut up!
Now, tell me about the tunnels.
I GOT GREEN SMOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!
You're not leaving! There's a madman in there with his hand on a, on a button!
I mean it, honey. The world is being Fed-Ex'd To Hell On A Handcart
No.
that General Hummel's coming on board with a security inspection team.
This isn't a train exercise, is it?
Inject it in your heart before your suit melts.
Uh, uh, room service?
you know.
Watch it, you fuckhead, you're gonna pull my arm out!
let
Give him a goddam gun.