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- Good to go! - Good to go! Good to go!
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen
What's the covid death rate currently general?
- What the hell are you doing? - I'm not ready to kill these people.
- Everyone, good to go? - Good to go!
10 or 20.
I have three incoming bogeys bearing 275.
jesus frank this is classified information
I hope your insured
so the rocket will splash down after 500 feet.
But of course you are.
And then if they disturb Mr Backup here, we own 'em.
No, Stacy. Jade's friend.
It’s not mine.
to deliver a highly lethal strike on the population of the San Francisco Bay area.
- Do you love me? - Of course I love you.
Director, be advised.
He is my age now, for Christ's sake!
of Her Majesty's S.A.S. Retired, of course.
This is not happening.
classic classic!
who cut their teeth under my command in Desert Storm.
This situation is unacceptable
Welcome to the boog
- I wanna talk to General Kramer. - You've been asked by an old friend.
I don't know.
Look how big this is. You want me to stick it up my nose, are you fucking nuts?
Look, I can defuse the rockets. I really can.
First of all, it's because I'm a Beatlemaniac.
I suppose all this will make a great bedtime story to tell your kid.
Blackbird One, this is Blackbird. Over.
Navy SEALs, listen up. You've got something that belongs to me.
They're securing the area.
Get me the fuck out of this gas chamber!
That one day I'd breathe free air.
Hey, somebody ordered it. Can't let it go to waste.
No, no, no, no.
Mason?
Stops the brain from sending nerve messages down the spinal cord within 30 seconds.
Half a million Serbians reside in the U.S., Marvin. Serbians don't like Bosnians.
They're entering into the shower room, sir.
Oh, well, why not?
will lose their lives in this air strike.
Right.
I repeat, do not come to San Francisco.
There's something else.
Barber.
I don't like you any more than you like me.
Welcome to the Rock.
- I don't. - That's what I thought.
Which brings me to another question. When you broke out...
Ninety-seven paces to the shower room.
Do you think I'm out of my fucking mind?
I don't want any dings, dents, or scratches
It's for you.
His directive is to string Hummel along until the air strike is operational.
That's what I want to change, eh?
i was trained by the BEST @Ilona Danilevich
clothes in my closet, $200 in the Bible.
- Oh, no. - I said, on your knees!
Clear out. Get outta here!
Captain John Patrick Mason, General, sir,
The rest of the funds I will disperse at my discretion.
I'm pregnant.
- You heard him. End it! - Holster that sidearm, Captain.
And more of our brothers have died in vain.
You know how this shit works?
What's that? Why'd you get it sent here?
Oh. In that case, no, sir. Excuse me.
- What's it do? - We head-fake 'em with the laser beam.
Shit, we got a rodent problem. Flush the pipes.
I could; you, no.
- I thought you weren't ready to kill. - I'm warmin' up.
All I care about if finding out what ifaboier. Mm means…
Jesus Christ!
Any questions?
If you can believe that, then it's a start.
Yeah, I'm sure it's just a training exercise.
Where’s Charlie? Where’s his antibodies? I wanna see that son if a b*tch!
Sir, it's an honor having you, sir.
Air strike approved.
You tell your men to safety their weapons, drop 'em on the deck.
Damn you for forcing me into this position.
J...
Do it now!
This is the oldest part of Alcatraz.
I want a suite, a shower, a shave...
Damn! This sucks! Where's that son of a bitch at?
Godspeed, Goodspeed
For that, I apologize.
- You made the right choice. - I decided I didn't want your child
- No! - Seal it!
- I'll have that sidearm, sir. - You mean this sidearm?
Oh I was trained by the best... Richard Towns
I said, what the hell...
I got him out to get you people in, not go with you.
Button
I want my fucking checkmark
Mason, where're you going?
Stand down captain
impregnable fortress held by an elite team
- Sir? - What's the status?
What about your daughter? Mason?
When?
heading around Treasure Island.
Curveball
Have you ever actually seen one of these devices?
You've got three minutes.
I miss you so much.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Broadway!
That's very compelling.
- Just wash us off! - Where are my sprinklers?
I don't understand. You-you've studied the architectural plans?
Dr Goodspeed.
So, what do you say you do the math, h-hand over the gun
Frank, please don't do anything stupid.
I'm an agent with the, uh, uh, F-Federal-
Carla's right. Why don't you just spend $ 13 on a CD, man?
The day we took jobs at IGN we became mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid!
Hoover was dead in '72. She wasn't born yet.
Wife is too tired Fuck that shit
But like you, I swore to defend this country against all enemies,
A gun?
We can't risk letting him out.
I don't... I don't know anything about you.
Yeah, I got it. All right, Magrane, Masconi, Masters. No Mason.
Whoa! Whoa! Wai... Hey, Marriage Police, pull over!
Sir, all the guidance chips are gone.
Come on, have a scallop. Come on, catch.
I knew! I knew someday this would come back to bite us.
Carla was the prom queen.
What the fuck is going on? Sir! Major!
Do it, Frank! We're coming loose.
This is my Humvee I don't want any dings dents or scratches