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All I care about is Are you happy with your haircut?
Sir?
Looks like he fucked us, Commander.
Thirty years ago he was a highly trained SAS operative.
campaign in a career datin' back to Tet '68.
Eat that, you fuck!
Yeah, she was.
The Eagles are now at the access tunnel. They're right under the shower room, sir.
An incursion underwater to retake an
- Is this for real? - Hey, it's business.
- Hi there, Stanley. - Marvin! Marvin, don't!
Easy!
and having it be an act of cruelty.
For Major Baxter and I, this is the last
The S.D.U.s and the scuba gear should still be where we came ashore.
Well, if you fancy a journey,
Look it, Stan.
I shit you not.
Yeah.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY POINT
May I also suggest, uh, a haircut?
Clear!
Welcome aboard, y'all. How y'all doin' today?
I got him. Palace of Fine Arts.
Hang on!
I don't want any... Dings, dents, or scratches
Yeah, well, uh, uh... Okay, thank you very much.
Tours over Bob!
The status is they're dead. They're dead!
For what? You're a chemical freak.
LindsAy Wouldn’t approve. She thinks it’s stupid to spend $600 on an LP
Can she really do that?
Come on, Phil, fix it for Christ's sake!
I'm not a soldier, Major.
Just come and get me.
- He's dead, sir. - How? When?
This is Major Baxter.
Move!
you are a winner that's why you are running this crits show
Where’s Benford? I wanna see his body?
Goodspeed, do you read me? Come in!
Mr Sinclair, General Hummel is a man of honor.
Don't. Don't go.
At least we dig each other.
within the next 36 hours?
Well, I'm having kind of a hard time concentrating.
I mean, you gonna make it through this thing?
Where are the guidance chips?
This is Goodspeed.
When Mom finde poop socc Bottom Text
Blackbird One, this is Blackbird. Come in, goddam it!
Fire open control circuit coordinates to the roof, sir.
That's affirmative, Captain.
- Got a live one! - Put a bullet in him.
Hi.
Possibly a prism.
uh, at, uh, where it says-
Thank you very fucking much, Mr Mason.
Then we have to go to our primary initiative. Uh, Admiral?
for a single rocket armed with V.X. poison gas, General Peterson?
- No! - Seal it!
- What? - Where's my water, Lonner? One minute!
Mr. Sinclair, General Hummel is a man of honor.
Well, here and now the lies stop!
- That'll be five dollars, Isherwood. - You suck.
- Man, it's wet out there! - Check me through, will ya?
Listen, I think we got started off on the wrong foot. Stan Goodspeed, FBI. Uh...
Winners go home and fuck the coffee pot.
What? Vaporized? A body can vaporize?
It's very, very horrible, sir.
It missed.
Now, my boys, they haven't been able to find
Excuse me, General, sir, with all due respect
I'd take pleasure in guttin' you,
If he's not going, then why the hell did we get him out of jail?
I love you. I will marry you.
Remember you were trained for this kind of a situation...
How's your bowling arm
Stand down Sgt! Stand down Sgt!
Oh, yeah, okay. That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen.
I have to get up three times a night to take a piss.
The hour is approaching, sir Just letting the General know if the time, sir
I don't want any... Dings, Dents, or Scratches
postmarked to a Bosnian refugee camp.
We bluffed. They called it. The mission's over.
........ what
After you, ace.
This is BQ. 1,. BQ. 1! Green smoke! We have green smoke! Over.
And into the cistern through the intake pipe.
So, where's Mason?
Fifteen V.X. gas rockets into the heart of San Francisco.
Neither is this!
No medals conferred.
- A long time before guard meeting, huh? - Yeah, I'll tell ya.
Congratulations, Dr Goodspeed. You did it.
Okay.
How much time left?
Shit!
I got green smoke. I got green smoke!
- You lead the patrol. - Aye, aye, sir.
Naughty. Naughty.
I should really begin briefing your guys on defusing and detoxification.
Answer the question. And address him as General, sir.
That's General Hummel in Vietnam. I think he was a major at the time.
This isn't about terrorism. This is about justice.
how do you like how that shit works?
I want my fucking money!
- Come to San Francisco. - Really?
I'm not armed, sir.
I ain’t into that soft ass shit
We're gonna crash! Save yourselves!
You guys wanna get suited up?
No, you won't.
This is C.Q. One, C.Q. One! Green smoke! We have green smoke! Over.
under the steam engine, that was really cool, by the way.
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Last night General Hummel, using brutal but nonlethal force
Great, we're not gutless... we're incompetent, that right?
Welcome to the Rock.
Inject your heart and then diffuse the bomb!
There's a hostage situation on Alcatraz.
I'LL KICK THE
when they send you to ammo driver's course
- Glass or plastic? Glass or plastic? - Shut the fuck up!
- It's okay. - I'll be over here if you need me.
Jade, I don't have a great deal of time here.
and the Congressional Medal of...
cordially invite you to become inmates of Alcatraz, temporarily, of course.
You motherfucker! Die! Die! Die!
Or are they just using you like they do everybody else?