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They've got my girlfriend in the city with a baby on the way.
boy.
Jade, I'm not an evil man.
What do you say we cut the chitchat, a-hole?
Mason was the British operative who stole the files.
They're useless. Alcatraz has been ripped up and rebuilt for years.
Specifically the route he took through the island's bowels.
- Hostage? - Eighty-one tourists.
It's one of those things we wish we could disinvent.
Paxton, don't argue!
Oh, no!
- And then the whole thing just... - The gas, Dr Goodspeed.
You know goddam well I can't give that order.
I'd like to know how you plan on accomplishing that?
There's something I've gotta do, Barb.
Do I make myself clear?
I just hope it hasn't been changed.
The entire island is to be blanketed, not one square inch missed.
In charge of what? Fucking me over for another three decades?
No scissors? You've got to be kidding me, no scissors!
from the Grand Cayman Red Sea Trading Company account to an account I designate.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
don't make me get started about your best
Have you forgotten that?
Good to go!
you're the doughboy.
Check every access you can find.
You shoot me, I drop this. We're both dead.
Ah, that's true. From 1936 until '63 when the prison closed,
Uh, no, you'll give it to me. Give it to me, Reynolds.
They got place of birth. Glasgow. Uh, but they don't have a name.
please don't think less of me.
- Where's that water? - Get that away from me!
This guy's hittin' every fuckin' thing in sight tryin' to block us!
You’re the pissman
Shh. Some sniper's gonna get his ass.
Look how big this is. You want me to stick this into my heart?
a special situation exists that we feel you might be able to help us with.
let's talk pastries. do you like pillsbury?
And now they're called patriots.
- Hummel! - Hello, Frank. Lou Linstrom.
Snacks? Drinks?
Come on, let's play. Come on. Come on.
How could they possibly know that you're home?
No, he's not.
We have air lock, Stanley. You're all set to go.
Hi, Al, how you doin'?
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What is the potential casualty rate...
You will each be paid a fee of $ 1 million for services rendered.
Stanley's not a very good swimmer. I mean, he can't even snorkel.
What? Vaporized?
it means to lead some of the finest men
Chem weapons. Isherwood.
I'm only borrowing your Humvee!
FBI.
are selected to carry out illegal operations throughout the world.
Yeah. So why don't you do yourself a favor while you're helpin' us?
The mission's not complete!
CQ1 CQ1 WE HAVE THE JACKET I REPEAT, WE HAVE THE JACKET
Sir, we've got two bogeys bearing due east and closing.
Order the launch, General.
My name's Stanley Goodspeed. I'm a chemical weapons specialist for the FBI.
- Double-time it. - Yes, sir. Hendrix!
You Just Fucked Up Your Ferrari
- Thousand. Seventy thousand dead! - Oh.
a great soldier like Frank Hummel,
Him, but not the rocket.
The hour is approaching, sir. Just letting the general know of the time, sir.
Down, down, down.
You must never hesitate.
Get out of the way!
An ecological disaster, sir.
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR HAIRCUT?
Can we get a cup of coffee in here, please?
Well, I'm not goin' anywhere.
memory betrayed by their own fuckin' government.
How the hell are you involved in this?
Hey Faze short_apex Apex
I've rehearsed this speech a thousand times on the chance that we would meet.
But you can never again set foot on your native soil.
Happily, it'll just wipe out you and me.
I'm at the White House with General Kramer.
- Marvin, sarin is a? - G.B. aerosol.
The Eagles are on the Rock. They've entered the cistern room.
God knows I agree with you.
So, now they think we're gutless, the Feds? They think we won't actually do it.
Oh, well, then, everything's just fine!
I almost stabbed myself in the heart with this thing
And in the middle, Frank Hummel.
you throw that gentleman off the balcony.
In fact, you look like shit.
Hey, what about alberts head?
I don't understand. How could we lose radio contact all of a sudden?
Senates reaction to the House Impeaching a guy already out of office
Agent Stanley Goodspeed, Agent/Trainee Marvin Isherwood...
The bad news is that the gas is corrosive and it's eating our suits.
You know how this shit works?
Take the atropine now, Stan, for Christ's sake!
Two more CC's of acetylene chloride.
- Really? - Yeah.
You come very highly recommended.
A really elegant string-of-pearls configuration.
Well, I Guess That's One Way To Go.
I GOT GREEN SMOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!
- No! - Come on, man!
I’ll take pleasure in guttin’ you, boy
against maybe the greatest battalion commander in the Vietnam War.
And I have to say, thus far your conduct reflects your reputations.
...... what?
with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson.
Stand fast. We'll secure the area.
I almost stabbed myself in the heart with this thing.
If I'd've known this was gonna happen, I'd have brought my motherfuckin' gun!
Okay. You're right.
This is Brigadier General Francis X. Hummel,
It's just me and Mason. Now he says he's leaving.
and, and create a solution?
We'll be branded as traitors, the gravest capital crime.
I don't really give a shit! Do you give a shit?
Glass or Plastic?
you tell your herd to safety their antlers and run away from here.
.
That's a signed federal document, sir. Isn't that illegal?