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A minute ten.
What did you do?
But like he said,
We got some movement.
Let's move out.
I GOT GREEN SMOKE!!! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!!!
Trade secrets, my son.
We'll be there in approximately two hours.
Well, I have choked on these lies my entire career!
Drop your weapons. Drop 'em!
You walked into the wrong goddam room, Commander!
Yes, perfectly clear, you fucking idiot!
until he gave up the microfilm, but he never did.
You catch one of those flame bursts, you're a corpse.
outlaw war? a country can.. outlaw war?
I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, bird
And we held him without trial
if necessary, but I want him sealed off.
I know your wrist is broken All I care about is, are you happy with your haircut?
That's right.
Will you do something for me? It's really, it's really important.
Hi. You all havin' a good time?
is there's enough C-4 explosive and poison gas to blow the whole chamber
- Where's Mason? - Mason's gone!
This is Ernest Paxton, agent in charge of the West Coast operation.
Move out!
Drop 'em!
I am not here to bend over and take it up the ass from you.
Do not move that!
Speed?
I Cannot Give That Order! I Am Not Gonna Repeat That Order!
on God's earth into battle, and then see their
It's an act of lunacy. general, sir
- Some solution. - And you ended up here.
- What's your news, baby? - I'm pregnant.
for a whole city.
That's right. I got a lunatic up there, man,
We don't have clearance to go behind enemy lines, sir.
This is Red Thunder. Master armed. Master armed.
Your unit is covered from an elevated position, Commander.
and emerge in its center; that way we can jump the Marines from behind.
- Carla. - Like hell I'm not coming!
Come on!
of U.S. Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets
Let's do it.
- I am? - You're the expert. What's your problem?
The situation is unacceptable. You will transfer $ 100 million
Ya i heard of him Didnt he play hockey 4 the fucking red wings
When someone interrupts you during a zoom meeting
I mean, did they tell Picasso, No brush?
Yeah i heard of him Didn't he play hockey for the fucking red wings
Now you told me I'm on a need-to-know basis.
Come on. Come on.
I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy
And Paxton, no strong-arming Mason. I know him too well.
English prick. I tell you my old man was Irish?
Thank you for making my point.
Got a lot of very, very worried people here, Frank.
That is correct.
It's been a fairly interesting day so far. The prisoner's here. Shall we?
- I want 16, Major! - Move it!
Oh, no!
Shit!
Goodspeed, it's Womack.
- so let's get rolling. - That won't be necessary.
And, uh, this is not combat.
The day we took jobs at IGN we became mercenaries. Mercenaries get paid.
Then beneath the cistern, there's a connection to the abandoned septic system.
It’s you. You’re the piss man.
Oh, yes! Well, that was, in fact, gonna be my next...
And both of the birds are ready to fly, sir.
What the fuck?
The hour is approaching, sir. Just letting the general know of the time, sir.
Fuck!
- I'll cancel your reservations. - Get the Pentagon.
No, I'm a chemical super-freak, actually. But I still need a gun.
I tried. You know I tried everything.
Then you're trained in weaponry, explosives and mortal combat.
Watch it!
I’m warmin’ up.
Captain, step outside!
Well, I don't know how I'm supposed to be feeling either.
I want to use a mirror to cut the beam,
Mason.
Where’s Charlie? Where’s his antibodies? I want to see that son of a b*tch!
Just bought Costco toilet paper...
I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy
Got my first chemistry set when I was seven. Blew my eyebrows off.
Winners stay in bed and work on applications.
Living room's clear!
It could be detergent, or it could be sarin gas.
They want another hour.
I'm gonna hunt him down! That motherfucker ain't safe nowhere.
. .
Alcamedes. He was imprisoned by his king in ancient Greece.
- What the fuck's goin' on? - Let's cut him off.
when the inmates weren't allowed to talk in here.
- They're coming. - Who?
Forget Maui.
The power of this chemical is way beyond anything you can imagine.
Time on target: 12 seconds.
But, uh, I'm sure you know the etymology of your name Goodspeed.
Goodspeed, have you resolved the situation?
- He's got all the guns now, sir. - Shit!
Exactly right.
Please don't!
- Freeze, mister! - Oh, man!
I got green smoke
Now
This is General Hummel. You gotta get my men outta there!
I GOT GREEN SMOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE
Oh, an educated man!
But of course you are.
Quiet.
Shame on them!
...it'll be over in a few seconds.
You're right, I don't use guns and I don't kick down doors.
- I'm sorry. - It's all right.
And he gets two hours max.
Well, it's some kind of thing.
Hey. Wha...
I’m a loser? Losers always say I’m a loser.
But how, in the name of Zeus's butthole,
Bingo.
Oh, you... Oh, oh. Oh.
A twinge at the small of your back as the poison seizes your nervous system.
Okay. Howard’s not very nice is he?
Besides, you got the best SEAL team in the country backing you up.
Three Purple Hearts, two Silver Stars
Where’s Britney? Where’s her pussy? I wanna see it
- An act of God. - Excuse me?
send the beam back to its source and then I'm gonna move the prism.
Hey, come back here, little boy.
Goodspeed. Goodspeed, do you read me?
All right, I'll do it myself.
A battery of V.X. gas rockets is presently deployed
You piece of shit
the only chance those people over there have.
- or Mr Henderson won't have a head. - Oh, no.
Pretty tight quarters, aren't they, huh?
He's not gonna hit the streets, Jim.
to each of the 83 Marines' families.
General, two operational rockets left.
Unless you're a 20-year-old guitarist from Seattle.