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We're askin' 'em. We're askin' 'em for a new deadline.
- All kidding aside. - As a gesture of your good faith.
I'll deliver this to the attorney general.
I am a chemical superfreak actually...
I don't want any... Dings, dents, or scratches.
You're the Rocket Man.
Yes, sir.
I need to talk to you right now, alone.
But right now I just, I just I wanna find some rockets.
Because if the winds change after you launch those rockets,
You call it what you want!
Captain, I guess you didn't quite take care of the rat problem.
Hey man you fucked up you’re Ferrari It’s not mine
Well, mine is.
I got green smoke
did you get out of your cell?
Fighting a war means casualties.
This is BQ. 1, BQ. 1! Green smoke! We have green smoke! Over.
You tell your men to reply to Martha!
I am pregnant and I am unmarried. And this causes a serious problem for me.
No, sir, but I've studied them.
One teaspoon of this hits the floor, it's lethal up to a hundred feet.
Now, the problem with V.X. poison gas is
will kill every living organism in an eight-block radius.
Goodspeed, do you read me? Come in!
Fiber optics.
No, uh, h-h-hey, hey, fellas. I'm sorry, but tourists are not allowed back here.
there were 14 attempts.
Hey, man, you just fucked up your Ferrari.
There is no fucking money.
you're a winner that's why you're running this show
Now, three to go.
Three tours in Vietnam, Panama, Grenada, Desert Storm.
Darrick! now, why am i not surprised, you piece of shit!
- What's the word from Mojave? - General Peterson can give us...
Me and my boys are cocked, locked, and ready to rock
- Hey, watch it! - He's over there!
- Well, maybe now they'll pay up. - Maybe now they won't, Captain.
- Mm-hmm. - My secretary here will settle the bill.
I want my fucking Money
I don't know, Frank. Ah, why don't you tell me.
initiating exam of wooden crate.
Great. We're not gutless. We're incompetent. That right?
Load the V.X. into the choppers, take four hostages and evacuate.
Goodspeed.
One million civilians against 81 hostages.
Oh, yeah? Well, uh- Why don't we take a walk?
You Happy… With your haircut?
This man knows our most intimate secrets from the last half century:
You know, you're almost the only evidence
- Hello, sir. - Good morning, Director.
Then it's the Fairmont Hotel.
Mr Mason will run point for us.
. .
Besides, your safety's on.
Uh, 57 paces.
Standard poison is countered by napalm. It burns it up, consumes it upon detonation.
7am Guess that’s one way to go
I'm not allowed to carry a gun.
But that's after your skin melts off.
Excuse me, General, sir, with all due respect
It's me and you, pal.
Open up!
On the line!
Access code entered. Weapon available for release.
Uh, actually, it's kind of like champagne that way.
Are you kidding me right now? You need to stay here and talk to me about things.
The world is being Fed-Ex'd to hell on a handcart.
I got money in Voyaget!
- You sure you're ready for this? - I'll do my best.
Oh, come on.
If I'd've known this was gonna happen, I'd have brought my motherfuckin' gun!
- Do it over here. - On your knees. On your knees!
Cease fire!
Land the choppers on the back side and deploy as planned.
Carla wouldn't approve. She thinks it's dumb to spend $600 on an L.P.
Jelly or Syrup!
- Who? - Two of 'em!
i don't want any dings, dents, or scratches
Forget pegy Amba
Why didn't you just tell them where the microfilm was
- Coffee. - No, no, I'm fine. Thank you.
I'm too old for this.
I don't think you do.
Drop your weapons!
Hey, what about Mr Henderson's head?
Uh, let's see. We have, uh,
Don't be this guy... "I don't want any dings, dents, or scratches"
Me and my boys are ready to cock, lock, and ready to rock.
Some sniper is gonna get his ass
Target acquired. Rolling in.
- Drop your weapons! - Hold your fire!
so maybe you want me to run for president.
Cease fire!
Those surgical hits made by our smart bombs, covered so well on CNN?
That we have ignored, abandoned or marginalized
Just the Amaretto cream with peach sorbet persuasion.
When he neutralizes the threat We launch green flares and wait for the cavalry.
All right. Call the Fairmont. Close the floor
I am aware of your countermeasure. You know and I know it doesn't stand a chance.
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck their collection
That's good.
- Lower lighthouse. - Go!
I meant it at the time.
Oh, no!
GOOD TO GO!
Hi, baby.
Kind of a lot's happened since then.
the alien landing at Roswell, the truth about the J.F.K. assassination.
or scratches, or I'll have your ass. Hey!
Shit! What if I miss my heart? I can't see shit!
How do you do it?
Out!
Help!
Gas or 'lectric?
The hour is approaching, sir Just letting the General know of the time, sir
Don't go.
Okay. Well, you just sit here and act like a Bureau bonehead, then.
- Not exactly. - Mmm, a pity.