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Anyway, I only got one chem round. There's two left.
So, where are you gonna go? Go where? What are, what are you gonna do?
Were you afraid to come alone?
The last photograph I had of you, you were about ten.
- You bring the cockroaches? - Got 'em.
Mr Director, you have a very serious problem.
Twenty of them were left to rot outside Baghdad after the conflict ended.
Come on.
Marvin, the atropine, now!
Losers always whine about their belt
Excuse me, General, sir, with all due respect
I mean, this guy had dirt on everybody in the world.
- Something's not right. - I got a bad feeling about this.
Well, I guess that's one way to go.
Gone?
Hey! Stop! Hey!
No.
- So what about the former warden? - Died in 1979.
I heard what you said! If you're gonna be insubordinate,
The inmate is Mason, John.
My God, what have I done?
Classic. Connery don’t look impressed.
Got my vaccine today
secure the General.
That's where, uh, thermite plasma comes in. General Peterson?
You're gonna marry me!
Come on.
- And we'll finish what we started? - Exactly.
Well, what exactly does this stuff do?
You know, for a while there, I didn't think you were gonna make it.
Put the satellite over there. I wanna be up at 1600.
All I care about is, a-are you happy with your haircut?
Welcome to Coffee
- Can you do something about it? - Well, like what? Kill him again?
I'm warmin' up.
Missile losing altitude. Falling.
- Tell them your name. - My name is Larry Henderson.
Get!
Do it!
Now, it makes you a free man provided you cooperate.
It is not our intention in any way to harm you.
- He is? - Yes, ma'am.
I’m warmin’ up
Vandals! Vandals!
Does that mean you'll execute us both?
- Like Sir Walter Raleigh. The same fate. - James the First.
How's your bowling arm?
Classic foster classic foster!
Excuse me, General, sir, with all due respect
All right, come on.
How many feet is that?
Hey, man, you just fucked up your craft poster
- Eh, well, my... I'm Stanley Goodspeed. - But of course you are.
I drive a Volvo, a silver one and it’s my wife’s
You're down there, we're up here.
You tell your men to respond to Martha! She needs to know if they want a pin or a charm!
I think You know
Oh, you're not allowed to carry a gun? I got a goddam gun.
Oh, my baby!
- Really? - Yeah.
Some cytokine's gonna get his ass
Holy shit!
They're onto us.
10 or 20 Thousand? 10 or 20 thousand dead?
Losers always whine about their sleep.
to get back on the boat and go home right now.
When Scott fixes the ILS
You know how this shit works?
Thousand? 10 or 20 thousand dead?
When you have to follow through with a threat to your children
gandalf?
Okay? What do you mean?
Gay Nigs
There is no fucking money. Mission's over.
Raider One has dropped below radar coverage,
growing up without a father.
And he is the only hope that we have got.
Help!
Dr Goodspeed is our specialist.
Seal us inside.
Hey, Stan, listen, I'm gettin' out of this government shithole.
i fear the greeks, especially when they ask for money.
Be seated.
A dog out of JFK caught a whiff of something in this package...
weren't even given a goddam military burial.
you're between the Rock and a hard case.
- He's getting very heavy. - Then pull him up.
Glass or plastic?
Have you fired one of those things since the Academy?
You know I'm here to cut you a deal.
Stone Age Cave Girls in the Raw. Kinky.
I'm gonna choke my million bucks out of you!
Somehow the bottle carbonated. Voilá! Champagne.
Goodspeed, I'm not gonna kill you.
- Baby, you're gonna marry me? - You know it.
I DON'T WANT ANY DINGS, DENTS, OR SCRATCHES
Is this what I think it is?
- Oh, man. - And I'm a father of three.
Darrick! now, why am i not surprised, you piece of shit
But you could've given me my life back years ago.
Welcome to the Rock, gentlemen.
- Beams cutting across the manhole covers. - Deal with it.
I left it in my, uh, my sock drawer.