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What about Mason?
Loser? You’re not a loser we just want to fucking hang out with you man.
We are at war with terror.
Goodspeed, Godspeed, Godspell
Good. Mobile Command is fully operational.
Now, pay the piper and come out like a man.
I got a little somethin' for ya.
Modest hopes, but, uh, they kept a man alive.
- Nothing. - Well, tell 'em to stay out there.
All the guards we contacted were useless.
Gosh...kind of a lots happened since then.
We have achieved our position through poise, precision and audacity.
October 1, 0900 hours.
Vaporized Blown out to sea
We've lost coms. Still got 'em on locaters.
Well, I found a picture of you among my mom's things when she died.
- Are the hostages alive? - Every one of 'em.
God willing, in less than 48 hours
It's a slush fund where the Pentagon keeps proceeds from illegal arms sales.
I mean, grow up! We're stuck on an island...
Understood?
Seven hours.
These men died for their country, and they
What do you know about V.X. gas?
- Sixty or seventy. - Well, that's, that's not so bad.
Really? And what happens if you drop one?
It’s eating my fucking suit, alright?
You’re either with us Or against us
The boss is watchin' him. Come on, have... Try some of this lobster.
- We're supposed to be on duty. - Hey, don't worry. He's an old man.
I hope you're insured!
Trade secrets, my son.
Tower this is Strike Leader. Prepared to go.
- Where's it go? - I've no idea.
This mother's gonna blow big.
Not when it's free.
Weapon is hot. I am standing by for the launch command.
child in this world is coldly considering an act of cruelty.
Forget it! He does not exist.
General, it's him.
- This is what I do. - I haven't got my glasses.
The tour's over, Bob.
Damn it! You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.
and my men were responsible for over 200 enemy kills.
2400 magazine check.
- Me? - Yes.
Watch out!
Poor bastard.
- I am unarmed, sir. - Well, where's your issue?
I'd appreciate it if you'd do it with a little more respect.
Flake... Why am I not surprised you piece of shit.
Listen, on this end we're gonna need another hour, Frank.
Oh, that's a long story.
Motion sensors
They'll call if we fire one of our rockets up their ass.
This is the worst call I've ever had to make.
Sweep forward!
- How old are you, Chief of Staff Sinclair? - I'm 33.
Okay.
Grunge?
What's it gonna take to equip a flight of F-18s with thermite plasma...
WHy am i not surprised, you piece of shit!?
It's a fucking trap.
- Sir, I'm not qualified for that. - You're an FBI agent!
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn?
You’re not leaving! There’s a mad man in there With his hand on a…on a button!!
This is goin' nowhere, Frank.
You've led us into a room with no exit.
- Stand fast! - Hold your fire!
- Where's Mason? Where is Mason? - Help! Hang on!
Who's Carla? And why don't you want her to come to San Francisco?
- Name and rank, sailor. - Well, it's Army, actually.
Oh, and a lot of goddam good it did us.
What happened to the 5 people in the sub?
Okay?…
Oh, okay, you go first.
St. Michael's Church, front pew, right leg.
I will not give that order!
- Eh, gimme that! Gimme that! Abort! - Abort!
is head of the FBI, some say the country.
Wait a second. Now, this piece of work might be
That doesn’t give you The right to mutiny!
A couple hundred years ago,
ELITE STRIKE FORCE APPROVED
I want one thing: how he escaped the Rock.
I want a net put on this son of a bitch, you hear me?
Yeah.
Now, this is atropine. If you come in contact with the gas,
But I don't know you.
Put it over there.
I don't quite see how you cherish the memory of the dead
All I care about is, does ariel keep her pink dress?
- I have to go to San Francisco. - No, you don't.
Why didn't you throw in a trip to Tahiti while you were at it?
- So what's it gonna be? - What?
You don't look too good.
Open up!
Sir, I'd like to bring in our SEAL ground commander, Commander Anderson.
I drive a Volvo, a beige one. But what I'm dealing with here
I don't think I like your tone, Captain. We planned for this contingency.
My girlfriend's pregnant...
Major, I want the perimeter patrolled to the west end of the island.
All I care about is Are we playing halo?
ditch those clowns on your ipad! please do. what's thie names? bosta and wosta.
is one of the most deadly substances the Earth has ever known.
the second you don't respect this, it kills you.
Thought I'd been in the service a long time.
The hour is approaching, sir. Just letting the general know of the time, sir.
have been the longest, darkest of my life.
I'M ONLY BORROWING YOUR MEME
No! It's the sake of national security that
Stop! Hey, hey, you!
I'm warmin' up.
but of course you are
No problem.
Well, timeo danaos et dona ferentis.
It has been the greatest honor of my life to serve with you, General.
under the guise of a security exercise, walked off with 15 V.X. poison gas rockets.
In point of fact, I am a field agent, Mr Mason.
White House Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair, General.
And Mason's angry, he's lethal, he's a trained killer.
Oh, honey, come on. Just a really quick one.