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be prepared to reap the whirlwind
I only ask because in our current situation,
Where do we go from there?
Yeah, Godspeed: to wish someone a prosperous journey.
Don't mention that!
Oh, I would just love for you to tell me what is goin' on.
Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute. They have next of kin.
What it says is Chemical Weapons Specialist.
you will order them to safety their weapons and place them on the deck.
Fucker!
All right, I'll take care of him.
You enjoying this?
- This isn't happening. - No, Stan, don't answer it.
Well, earlier today you wanted a gun.
Sergeant!
You hoist him!
A night-time airdrop incursion is out due to the full moon.
Move!
WHy am i not surprised, you piece of shit!?
I really believe that anyone who's even thinking about having a Child In This World Is Coldly Considering An Act Of Cruelty
I need you to tell your teacher that you need
You've been ordered by a superior officer.
Come on, just do it, Stan!
We've got motion on a trembler in the shower room, sir.
West storm drain's clear.
Cut the crap, General.
I want my fucking footage
United States Marine Corps, from Alcatraz.
- Stan? - Hey, darlin'.
Excuse me, General, but what about the fucking money?
Vaporized. Blown out to sea.
Rats alive! Close on the morgue. Close on the morgue.
Welcome to the team
Have a nice day.
Any epidermal exposure or inhalation, and you'll know.
I dont like soft ass shit
Do you think we have time for a sea kelp protein pack and maybe some color?
You go talk to him.
Three minutes to go, sir.
This is my Humvee I don't want any dings, dents, or scratches
Get me the Pentagon.
Well, that's bullshit. That's bullshit, General. They're lyin'!
You've got 40 hours, till noon day after tomorrow to arrange transfer of the money.
All right. We have to identify the hostages and contact each of their families.
Okay? What do you mean?
The poison's mixing.
You motherfucker! Die!
Vaporized. Blown out to sea.
Don't tempt me. We are going to the morgue.
2nd base was the prom queen
Stand easy, men.
A body can be young?
And I'll be dead or back in prison, which is the same thing.
and dragged you back to prison?
It’s an act of lunacy, general sir…
Football game.
Well, we know the poison's being kept in the prison
Like what? Kill him again?
Rodents located.
Sergeant Crisp,
One's at the lower lighthouse and there is one on the roof.
Why don’t we do budget outside? Get some Sun.
Got it. Good to go.
Twelve guidance chips, to be precise.
- Come on, baby! - I've got it! Okay, let's go!
Eighty-one, I say again,
You guys have too much time on your hands.
No. You're not goddam goin'. Show us on the blueprints.
Eighty-one American civilians and a number of U.S. Marines
Personal Days Approved
- I destroyed them. - That was a bad move, soldier.
I'll come straight to the point.
Clear!
I had such an interesting day today.
All right, there's an intake pipe here, below low tide. Is that our best access?
I'm not about to kill 80,000 innocent people.
Thank you.
- Tell 'em to take the atropine, now! - The atropine, Isherwood.
Cock, Lock, And Ready To Rock
Gen.Hummel:And more of our brothers have died in vain. Damn you for forcing me into this position.
by killing another million.
All right, so the S.D.U.s have been deployed, and the Eagles are in the water.
and kill everybody in the building.
Reed, why am I not suprised, you piece of shit!
The Rock is the most famous and was the most feared prison ever built.
Welcome to my cock.
It was classified. Look, I'm in the same situation.
that it's designed specifically to withstand napalm.
- Stop! Stop! - Sorry!
just waiting for the tides to be right.
Listen, Stanley Goodspeed is my boyfriend. Actually, he's, um, my fiancé.
Your best?
I have to. It's the office, baby. They know I'm home.
We never saw the cat again. Been into it ever since.
I GOT GREEN SMOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!
Damn it! You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don’t need to know!
that I exist.
you will evacuate this island in gunships under
Yeah, I heard of him. Didn't he play hockey for the fuckin' Red Wings?
So, I'm fucked either way. So, come on.
I think you're shooting too close to the rocket.
You okay Sean?
LIKE WHAT, KILL HIM AGAIN?
Twenty seconds!
Now, let's see. We have some dirty magazines.
feeling too good about it, okay? Wolfburg. Got it?
Blown out to sea, huh?
Well, gosh!
Good. I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
That is unacceptable. Do you hear me? Unacceptable!
With the amount of firepower they're gonna drop in there...
Watch it, he'll bite you.
Shit!
Put the phone down.
Hbjh
Whatever you say, Stanley.
What kind of f***** up tour is this?
So what do you have in store for me, Womack, when this is over?
Information? San Francisco?
So what do you say you cut me some friggin' slack?
HOW DO YOU LIKE HOW THAT SHIT WORKS
You breathe, he breathes with you. You piss, he helps.
Now I'm- I'm responsible...
We can't hold out much longer, sir!
Oh, yes, baby, come on!
All right, you wanna know? 1962, J. Edgar Hoover
- You're shitting me. - I memorized the timing.
All right, we can try.
Red Thunder to tower. Request clearance.
- Gosh. Neat, uh... - Yeah.
This is weird. They got medical records.
It's an act of lunacy, General, sir.
Help! Help! Help!
Yes, sir.
Welcome to the Coffee Rope
You're the Rocket Man.
I GOT SFG! I GOT SFG!