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What's the quote?
So, how was your weekend?
and then he becomes a pain in the ass again.
Pee pee
Alison's not peeing in Snapple bottles on set. Which is, like, a totally real thing.
Uh, 2 carats
Um, its 2 carats
I'll be right there.
I don't know how to turn on the oven.
Um, its 2 carats
"Brian, Meg and Chris watch TV.
Oh, welcome back, buddy.
I'm sorry, Meg, but you're grounded.
I sell Vicodin to some of the producers.
What's your home address?
"Uncle Ricky,
and then I'm a teacher.
But of course, every episode of Family Guy
it says don't take it with alcohol but you should take it with alcohol
You know, now that I'm not tied down by the show,
Ooh, me, me, me!
Step right up, get your picture taken
Hi. Are you a straight, adult male who likes
I'm sorry.
Totally.
Aw, do we have to go to Dad's funeral?
the heads of the network wanted to buy.
for quite some time.
David Spade, enters."
That's me asking for help.
Every week, Peter becomes a diva
Hey, any mail for me?
I'm going to bed.