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Ooh! The plants are gonna love this
Haven't heard any complaints Wouldn't care if I did
And if I hadn't, I wouldn't have my kids
You are toxic!
and make love as a mermaid.
It's just so dumb
No, it would cause me too much pain.
because then it feels so good when they finally say yes.
Ew
Ugh
So, I find it best to recuse myself temporarily
God, Ryan, go away She found herself a beautiful boyfriend
That's what I'm talking about By Albanians
Hey, can we turn this back around quickly please?
Well, that's your opinion and it's her opinion, but it's not my opinion
Oh! Oh
The plants are going to love this.
You came to the exact right person for this.
Maybe I'm the crazy one
And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before.
Sorry, just to be clear, you're saying do not shake the baby?
Ah! Ow
Ever, ever. Never
have to run it as impotence is a concept
This poem would crush you.
Because they are idiots. Big, stripy, horsey idiots
So, how amazing would it be
Take them yourself
We just wanted to stop by and say hi
curled up with a good book
How long was the drive?
Dad, go to he I'm taller than you
There you go
You're single. Plenty of girls to date, right?
Day and a half? My lumbar would be killing me.
.
Forty-three was just
Stanley No. Mmm-mmm
I am the famous Andy Bernard you have been hearing all about.
Uh, yeah. We are sexing it up tonight. I don't care what you say
You have doubles of this one, I could probably just take one
One of Toby's eyes is getting smaller. So there's that
because he looks exactly like this Calvin Klein model that I'm attracted to.
Most of my writing involves the latter
getting along with Ryan again
And then after Jim quiets down
You're both adults I'm sure you can
Nobody
Maybe we'll get sent to anger management together.
Because I feel like that question was coming