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Maggie's right in the middle of that Italian-American-Mexican standoff.
You have your own baby monitor in our child's room?
That's it, Moe. This is too weird.
Kill my mother? She makes such good pasta sauce.
You guys are the world's worst cops.
Yeah, sure he was, Nahasapasa-I'm-Raising-A-Pervert.
This is like the Playboy Mansion.
Uh, there might be a telemarketer calling or something. Um...
He was granting favors to all of his bestest buddies.
You idiot, I was trying to pick you up.
Ah, God.
Mr. Moe, my son was only playing next to this girl who is not your daughter.
- Yeah. - A cooler?
Yeah, that's it. Slink away.
Yeah, that's me, all right.
Look at me, I'm Speedy Alka Seltzer. Whoa!
La, la, la, la, la.
How you got in my carpool, I'll never know.
Uh, maybe I can think of a story, uh, more suitable for a baby.
Whew!
...like when you get drunk and fall asleep in snow.
Anybody looks at me, I got a hypodermic full of bleach.
Wha...?
A penny.