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if you don't protect yourselves against identity theft.
We are... trying.
There would be nobody to steal your spotlight.
It's like me and everything.
So, let's get this over with.
Ooh, I smell Italian guys.
I forgot my sports bra, so, ironically --
Like when two people run into each other.
I was never married.
What the hell is that?
That's true. Before this, I ran an all-women's theater company.
You feed it to her out of your hands. Make her act like a bird.
The clock's ticking, and you feel like time's running out.
I know you doubted me, but now you see my plan can work.
To whom?!
Now, don't embarrass me.
The usual Liz Lemon work/life balancing act.
Oh, uh, okay.
Ugh!
Liz, will you be my maid of honor?
Elon's tanking Twitter!
I mean, you know, what's the worst you could possibly...?
This is wonderful!
It's, like, a nanny. A foreign nanny.
I've got bad news for you.
A wonderful treat!
Tracy, I need your advice. You like to throw parties.
Okay, the things you climb to get --
Your apartment? Why?
No, sir. It's about women.
So am I.
but it's a fun little journey we're all gonna go on together.
Sure, and you should get your hopes way up.
Last night, when you left,
Do you ever have any roles for white women
But it's not a yacht for corporate parties and hooker disposal.
Damn it, I don't know! I've been married for 22 years!
- Can I have a hot wife? - If you gain 50 pounds.
Why? You trying to get fired?