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I'll bet he's sick of it already.
It's my seat ring. I have to sit on it because of my haemorrhoid.
If there's one thing I hate,
- We'll see you in court. - You can't take my money, God damn it!
Why?
Oh, hey, dude. Terrance and Phillip is just about to start.
but if I do, it will pop again and the pain will make me pass out.
Then there's lines for the bathrooms,
Yes, in the Book of Job, Satan talks to God.
and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies.
Job has all his children killed
Because all my life, I was raised to believe in Jehovah.
Mr. Cartman, congratulations. The theme park is yours.
- Frank! - It ain't right, Chris!
the Book of Job. It's a story from the Bible.
- Where are we going? - We're getting into that fat ass' park,
I need to cover the new ticket guy's salary,
because of his horrible haemorrhoid.
Yes. Yes!
I guess you're right.
Hey, everybody! Check out the all new Cartmanland!
She was a good woman, a community leader, a caring wife,
Every day you can just let two people in, charge $29.95 for tickets,
My own amusement park, Mother. I'm sure.
On the one thing that I've wanted ever since I can remember.
Don't you think you should keep it in the bank instead of at your house?
You see, if someone like Cartman can get a million dollars
Job's ox and donkeys and murder all his workers.
and rare kartankula plinks!
A haemorrhoid. It doesn't make sense.
I'm nine years old and I have a haemorrhoid, Stan.
I'm not keeping it, Mr. Garrison. I'm spending it.
Mike and sully: come on let’s go get to monsters incorporate! Mike: everybody say oh cab driver! Mike And sully: oh cab driver! Mike: it’s working!
God damn it, get the... out of my way.
Normally the body would fight the infection, but he's just
to collapse the house and crushed and killed them all.
Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred, one million.
so infected. It could have killed you.
What about my dreams? What about my money?