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with the spider that dropped on you. Oh, man! That totally got me.
"and he praises me every day."
Oh, cool!
It's the greatest amusement park in the Colorado area, and nobody can go!
Excuse me. Does this mean I have one million dollars?
especially Stan and Kyle, you are to shoot on sight!
Well, all right, God damn it. I'll open the park to two people each day.
Look, Kyle! Cartman is totally miserable.
- Oh, my God! - Kenny wasn't lying.
Eric, that is a lot of money.
Your grandma left it to you. You didn't earn it!
with his blessings of infected haemorrhoids?
You just built me up to knock me down, didn't you?
He was in terrible, miserable pain all day, every day.
- "he would curse your name." - To which God said, "Oh, yeah?
All the wet, spit-filled kisses I put up with!
Miiiiiiicccccckckkkkk
Why would God do such horrible things to a good person
and his own theme park,
Not much, just taking my one million dollars out of the bank.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! NO NO NO!
I mean, who could really have fun by themselves at a theme park?
Why why why
Yeah, but I think it's broke down. The cars aren't moving.
- Awesome. - Kyle, we want to tell you about
Gentlemen, I thank you.
with attendance in the thousands.
- No way, José. - But I'm getting sued now!
I love theme parks, but the lines, everywhere you go.
There isn't a God.