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Oh, look, Kyle, your little friend Stan is here to see you!
And now you just sign here, Mr. Fun.
Cartman is the biggest asshole in the world.
And God says to Satan, "Have you seen Job? He is a great man,
My perfect round little pudding piler.
Job was terribly sad, but he fell to his knees and said,
How is it that God gives him a million dollars?
Didn't earn it? What about all the years I spent making Grandma like me?
Then damn it, man, do it!
Yes, yes!
I'm afraid Kyle can't ride any amusement park rides for over a year
baby Mario baby luigi baby peach let’s go to baby land Say oh can drive it’s working
It's like he's lost all hope.
Look, Kyle! Look!
- What the hell are you doing? - Crap.
of the little boy who died in your park.
Eric is the primary benefactor of my estate,
If you need security, I need a cash salary.
who tries to get in here.
Then God sent his fireballs from the sky and killed his sheep
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Do you know what happened to me this morning, Stan?
I think you'll see differently after hearing this. Sit down, Kyle.
Freezing freezing freezing freezing
Just a little more. There we go.
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If I don't have the park, I lose everything!
- On what? - On my dream.
Why why
That's right, because at Cartmanland, only I, Eric Cartman, can get in.
We wanna see the spook house. Well, we paid $29.95,
i spray! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
There's so much to do at Cartmanland but you can't come
- What are you doing? - We're in line for the spook house.
Well, I found out that Cartman is letting a few people each day