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What? What is it, Lois?
(PHONE RINGING)
Now, let's take some of this complimentary luggage and get going.
Hey, Mom, I want you to meet my new girlfriend.
As I understandit, they would put the coal inside of that,
"a guy with a boat who can dump stuff way out there" kind of guy.
You know, Lindsey, I just want to say how nice it is
Because she does both.
Yeah, I should probably get going myself.
Look, I appreciate your offer, but l've got a pretty good thing going here.
Yes? Can I help you?
I dragged you out here, only to dump you when you needed me the most.
It is him. I can't believe it. I mean, that's, like, my favorite movie ever!
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Once I stepped out from behind that mask, Hollywood gave me the cold shoulder.
Thanks, Mom.
And I think that's the gist of it.
(SOBBING)
- No, I mean acting. - Oh, of course.
Oh, hello, Peter. Sure, come on in.
- And who is the actor? - Well, I am.
Scumbag I’m a scumbag to get a dell for $335
Yes, sir. Are you gentlemen ready to order?
- Chris, you know your girlfriend, Lindsey? - Yeah?
I still don't understand why you got to go all the way to Hollywood.
Thanks. Hey, listen, I just found out that you were the guy
and I want you to have a fun night.
Is he always this quiet?
Sorry doesn't cut it, Peter.
Now l'm gonna take the child filter off the computer,
Chris, honey, there's something I want to talk to you about.