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I ain't afraid, motherfucker!
in a little more than a year.
You know they only gave me, like, four, right?
Uh, you remember when I told you about the co-op meant
my man is backing up on his story.
It's not there. It's on me, all right?
Miss Lady Day, Billie Holliday.
Okay.
test questions that involve skills.
You work for them, they'll help you with your problem.
why keep him as a puppet commissioner
It was hot, yo.
Good man, Valchek.
Thank you.
I know you remember the two of us sitting in this same booth
Quenice, you're here.
in order to attract the best candidates,
till they remember how to forget.
I want you to know I will go quietly.
- How long in? - 15 months.
Him:
No, you keep talking all that shit.
Iooking all Fred Flintstone and shit?
Yeah yeah. Like that. Like that.
Now...
- Turn it down. - What?
No, see, I know that. It's just that I don't know no one outside of B'more.
What you got for me tonight?
I don't see the math section. These are all language arts questions.
you want to work?
What the fuck?
That's good.
Nigger, I will fuck you up.
Anyway, Namond's from him.
Independent from who:
I promise.
Hmmph.
No need. I know 'em all.
Shit.
I am so proud of you.
Yo, who we listening to?
Either that or the day-to-day running of the department
You'll tender your letter of resignation?
Oh, for the next police commissioner, then.
They won't know.
you think you can put eyes on this motherfucker?
Yeah. I'm like that.
I mean, we won't even know the number.
Poot. I'm Poot, yo.
Look at these runts. We're gonna go when that football's in the air
I'm your motherfucking savior, is what I am.
He's big on the West Side. You heard of him?
I'm dreaming about that chocolate cake.
Hey, uh...
to detail the specials of the day.
was all sold out.
I'll call Sydnor or Herc down at Major Crimes,
I'll make sure your table's ready.
You guys had your one chance.
you want to take a picture of the restaurant, right?
Congratulations, Deputy Commissioner.
They too cheap to begin with.
You don't know Lex?
Thank you, Madam President.
Yo, you starting to piss me off
Yeah. You and the pipe.
You believe her? No.
Look, see, this is what's wrong with the justice system right here.
Destiny, here.
You don't drink water with a straw.
and I'll give Kevin a new hat.
We could try the avenue again.
Let's see how you do on this.
Sir?
Do you mind if I come tomorrow?
so I got you covered from that side,
they can give me a home go.
Naw, man.
Big yellow.
Maybe the man can be shamed. If he leaves on his own account,
Oh, shit. There's a waiter?
I'll be proud if you're there.
but tonight we have people coming over.
Colonel.