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- Getting Empire stuff done. - Busy with Empire stuff.
Yeah, Dad. Isn't there another story like Star Wars you could tell us?
You know, because of that, I had to use the little pig people's bathroom.
FEMALE VOICE: On Star. What is the nature of your emergency?
I mean, if you're giving stuff away, yeah, sure.
Captain, Lord Vader demands an update on the pursuit of the Millennium Falcon.
but Kathy Bates is probably worse. Best scene in Teen Wolf?
Tom Selleck.
That was me.
I can defeat you, Vader. You'll see.
Go on, get out of here!
You will go to the Dagobah system and learn the ways of the Force from Yoda.
13 x 131 = 1703
I mean, as long as she knows you were here...
- You're not handicapped. - I have vertigo.
Just getting the job done, you know? Maybe we...
- What do you think? - I think we need milk.
Hey Everyone! Frank says he got this one!
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU VADER WITH THE POWER OF THE CVS TEAM
Yeah. It feels like we're in Rod Stewart's stomach.
There, that looks good.
JOHN BUNNELL: This Rebel lawbreaker thinks he can outrun the Empire.
Ringo got it.
(JEERING ) Look, the Giant Chicken's Boba Fett.
- Luke! - Ben!
'cause he seems like the kind of guy who'd help you move if you asked him.
(SIGHS) I'm not gonna let you get to me this time, Dad.
In fact, I think he might be the only black guy in the galaxy. Let’s
WOMAN: (SINGING) Turn the ship around
Car. Car coming!
- Oh, of the Force. - Yes.
It's
[email protected]
.
(ALL GROANING)
Be thankful for what we have.
I'm gonna kiss you so hard,
Seriously, watch the actual movie.
All right. Is this thing good to go?
(VIOLIN PLAYING OFF-KEY)
All right, the fleet's breaking up.
- I told you not to shoot. - Well, you're not in charge. I am.
Well, I'm not Yoda.
- There's something out there. - Let's go check it out.
You may not remember, but I told you last week
Oh, man. All right, someone's getting choked over this.
Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I don't watch Comedy Central.
Chewie, you have to take care of the princess while I'm gone.
I know. I have the Force, too, you know.
- Hell, yeah. You my nerf herder. - You my nerf herder.
All right. Well, I'll talk to you later, Luke Skywalker, right?
Imagine listening to that all day.
But it's very confusing and it stops the movie dead.
Prepare to fire giant boob-nipple gun.
Hey, what's that on your jacket? Is that the Purina logo?
It could be a phony! A big, fat phony!
- No, I am. - I have a steering wheel.