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Yeah, I saw it on Comedy Central.
You ever been to Cloud City, C-3PO?
MAN ON PA: Imperial troops have entered the base. Imperial troops have...
- What? - Yeah, there's a guy at the end.
And I think that she just needs to get some respect for herself.
Of course, sir. Am I speaking with Admiral Ackbar?
And you know what? How about no name calling?
Yeah. No, let's keep going.
We've been through all kinds of space adventures together.
Looks like the power's out again.
You mean like...
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Let's be thankful for what we have, everyone.
Chuckie Simpson, Ice jumper. 800%?!
You know? I mean, it doesn't have to be as father and son, it can just be as,
Leia.
Can I get business cards that say "Admiral"?
Lord Vader, we've entered the Hoth system,
The Empire GI Bill helped me finish school. Hey, wait up!
Yeah, you're probably ready to fight Vader.
Otherwise you might rip your dick off.
Just a minute.
(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
Thanks to the training I received in the Empire,
Whoa! Well, I don't want to be tortured.
Look at that one! Look at that one there! Look at that other one!
I'm going in there anyway.
A promotion? Really?
I see a woman draining your bank account
You're gonna attack them?
You don't want me to leave because of the way you feel about me.
You're Yoda?
YOUR A BIG FAT PHONY GOSH
It's in space, and we're in here.
The Lando system?
Track them. They may come around for another attack.
Of course I know you, slugger.
I don't want... Oh, my God.
(GRUNTS)
The Empire, our ships are big triangles.
Sorry, I can't. But I'll give you my email address.
It's all right, I think I can outmaneuver them.
Let's see, we got Robot Guy, Old Timey Deep Sea Diver Looking Guy,
I hit a bird once.
But you are not a Jedi yet.
DARTH VADER: Very well, Solo, if you won't talk,
Hey, baby. You're gonna let us through, ain't you?
In a cottage built for two
f you dad
The Force is With you young skywalker But you are not a Jedi yet
This ain't quite right.
Hey, this ain't the way to the rendezvous point.
Hey, let me introduce everybody. You remember Chewbacca.
(BEEPING)
Thank God for these airbags. You okay back there?
Me, the Emperor, this guy Scott. You'll meet him, he's awesome.
Take care of her?
And this is my special friend, Leia. And that's Sarge over there.
Echo Station 5-7, we are on our way.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's this handshake business, huh?