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Hmm?
- So do I. There's two. - Well, that's stupid.
Sir, Rebel ships are coming into our sector.
Captain Solo, have you seen Master Luke?
Really? A new condenser?
I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.
Ben?
13 x 151 = 1963
DARTH VADER: This facility should be adequate
Now I can let loose my Darth farts.
A letter.
Well, that's fine, but I don't see how that affects...
Hey Everyone! Thomas said he's got this one!
will travel directly toward the fleet of Star Destroyers.
(SHOUTING IN DISGUST) Shut it off. Shut it off!
It's called Without A Paddle.
Riff-RaffProductions in a nutshell
DARTH VADER: Yeah, I just heard you.
- I can still breathe just fine. - I know.
Check it out, that one's wearing Crocs.
You look strong enough to pull the ears off Jennifer Garner.
That's probably pretty safe, right?
(LAUGHING)
I'm glad you're here. Look, I pulled this all apart,
FEMALE VOICE: Oh, God! Nobody's touched me like that for so long.
(SCREAMING)
But you are not a Jedi yet
Well, this is no better.
But if you want to become a Jedi, first I gotta ask you something.
so you get to invite four of your friends to a pizza party.
Knock it off. Come here. Come on, bring it.
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here.
Is There Someone from the military We can talk to? A Man Perhaps?
Are you Luke Skywalker?
And, you know, the offer's still open for the whole
Get ready to suck some Dak!
The taste is gonna move ya
You know, I'm up for this,
HAN: Crap, there's two more of them dead ahead.
- Oh! We lost them. - This is going in my report.
Sorry, I dropped the thing. Imperial troops have entered the base.
Alanis morissette's jagged Little pill No
I'm having my period, okay?
You're getting there. You're getting there, though.
- (LAUGHING) Lando! - Hey, Han, you crazy old bastard.
(LAUGHING) Oh! What a day brightener.
I got into a slap fight with a prep droid over a pair of cargo shorts.
Artoo?
Duh
- No. No. It leave a film. - I'm okay with the film. Just use it.
Just two good-looking guys sharing a cramped office,
- There's something out there. - Where?
Look, this is happening, so just come to peace with it.
Plus, me and Chewie are on it. Ain't that right, Chewie?
- What? - (SNICKERING) Bag of ice.
Luke, I thought we talked about this. I changed my code name.
Han, wait. I thought you said you were gonna stay.
- I know. - I know, too. That's why I said it.
- Alanis Morissette's Jagged Little Pill? - No.
(CHUCKLING)
No light speed.
Wait a minute. This is how it ends?
Take a sniff Pull it out
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Sir, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are two to one.