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- Well, actually... - Can I talk to you for a second?
Woo-hoo!
Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?
Excuse me.
I didn't try to sound smart at all.
He has a killer apartment.
"Carbs Found Her."
I think there's been an oversight.
- Oh, that is so tacky. - Well, that's what I said.
Your full-sized aortic pump.
I don't want her watching our baby.
And that became, "They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens...
Clearly, we were wrong.
Sir, could you move your nachos? They're in my seat.
You pierced her ears?
You know what? This kid needs me, okay?
I am going to be a baby stylist
She's gonna be Mrs no-balls!
No, I've got work, and then I'm proposing.
Oh, God, I hope you feel better. Okay. Bye.
I got a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, okay?
All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life.
...with full-sized aortic pumps."
Sometimes just nodding is okay.
Menstrual cramps.
...you like the apartment more than you like...
...and we're gonna have sex in a public restroom.
You gotta admit, Emma does look cute.
Today's Mike and my one-year anniversary.
- Amy. Hi. - I took your advice.
How could you do this without telling me?
Joe, we would have asked you. We thought you wouldn't be interested.
...I don't think he's ever gonna ask again.
- Hey. - Hey. Hey.
Hi, Emma. Oh. Why is she wearing her hat so low?