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I never thought I could love someone this much!
- Ready? - Yeah.
So how much does it pay?
I've never given her a cookie.
- Hold on. Let me check on the baby. - This is important. Can't Ella wait?
[BABBLING]
I just had the worst anniversary ever.
But what would a guy think?
Oh, honey, you know...
Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.
All right, what was this sentence originally?
I want it to sound smart, but I don't know any big words or anything.
Carbs found her.
Yeah.
You guys do that?
- So, now, what are you doing here? - I have huge news.
I think she looks cute.
Thank you.
They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
...what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming.
Okay. Okay. So how should I do it?
I don't need you to help me. I already know what I'm gonna do with my life.
I'd love to, but I really have to grade these papers.
Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off.
Your first, uh, date, your first kiss, first time you had sex?
She was nice.
- And? - And it's on 5th.
- To who? - This guy.
- Consider it forgotten. - Thank you.
Obviously, you have balls.
Okay.