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Henry was trying to give them to me, not her.
Mort, you can probably do something.
I‐if you crazy kids can make that work.
Me? Really?
There will just be two time capsules.
I want in!
It's okay.
It's not victimless.
You took my social studies homework and corrected it.
"Dear future students of Wagstaff..."
right now to the 17th caller.
So I dug up the tickets right away and I left fakes
- Let's just bury these things. - Wait!
Susmita heard about my Titanic thing and changed her mind.
- How many pairs of fakes do you have left? - So many.
(shouting)
Oh, no, our spindle's gone, too.
That guy should meet our Henry Haber.
Sure, it's a sacrifice now, but in 50 years,
Welcome to the world. People are garbage.
Yeah, and it's gonna be bigger
- Let Me Get It for You." - I know what it's called!
♪ Not anytime soon. ♪
Yeah, racing for pinks and making bathtub gin.
so good at this?
French Toastmasters. Easier to talk about the clubs I'm not in.
- Are they fake, too? Yeah. - Son of a bitch.
Oh, don't you wish.
Maybe tell them to sod off?
And the kids who do clubs and activities.
- Mm... - Nope. - I don't know,
before Mr. Branca locks up.
'cause I'm excited to spend time with my two favorite parents.
Me, I can make a sound like I have a baby stuck in my throat.
Let's crack it open.
And Jocelyn, also.
Who lives, who dies, who tells their story?
I won't let you down, Mr. Frond.
on Ms. Selbo's color copier.
we're only supposed to use for emergen...
that told a story about our time.
They sound like they'd hit it off.