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You've got to come with us!
Killing the mountain lion was no easy task,
You guys, I have to go to school tomorrow.
Come on, dude.
Aw Goddamnit!
Oooo.
Waiwait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
Thanks, everybody. I I'm sorry I got a little crazy there.
He ran out the living room, turned out the light,
Now all we have to do is put the Antichrist into our human host.
It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.
Ohhhh
Every critter holds it dear.
Oh come on! It's obvious what happens! I get killed by Santa Claus so that Christmas is saved!
Goddamnit Cartman!
The boy shook with anger! He broke a sweat and fell ill
And soon the forest would suffer from the offspring Satan begat.
Christmastime is once a year
Ohhhh
People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more,
Porcupiney is pregnant!
The human must be non-baptized and heathenistic against Christ.
Christmas means the world to us all
Ugh.
I don't believe anyone interrupted YOU when you read your Christmas story aloud,
What time is it!
Weh, ah my, what happened?
"I know!" he said with a new happy grin,
was a surprised little boy, in a red poofball hat.
I... the... critters. Their... bir-birth of a Savior?
Man-boy, why? Why did you kill our mommy? Why?
I didn't know it would feel so... dark and evil!