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Yes, mine's worse.
And then when he's naked...
It's Joey.
Want to see?
No, I didn't.
This man is... Aah!
More bandages! More bandages!
You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage...
Fine, all right. Mine had a dwarf that got broke in half.
Dude, don't do that to me.
I don't care how much he begs.
No, thank you.
- Dude. - Sorry.
Okay, so how do I make him think I want to have sex?
All right. You pull.
No, I don't. Stop it, stop it, stop it.
But, you know, whatever.
What's going on?
She plays for both teams.
He was just drooling all over you.
Has the tip
We should play that game where everyone says one thing they're thankful for.
God, your hair sure is different.
Nice try.