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Do you have a last name?
My dad wishes he could do this..... so do
All I can tell you sir is that he’s gay. Gay! Gay!
Get back! Back! Get back!
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This is gonna hurt.
Help!
Welcome to the party.
MOVE YO ASS WE GOT GUNS AND SHIT
Twenty, and you'll spend one night in jail. That's the best I can do.
...and your behavior are congruent with their expectation of a fellow criminal.
Go out the back way!
Thanks.
How y'all doing?
They went for my good stuff. Chrome with gold trim. Five grand worth.
Chicken!
Get ready. Here he comes.
...Logan.
...but I thought we were supposed to arrest the bad guys.
You okay?
You don't have to stop for the yellow. You could just drive right through.
Ass...
It's heavy.
These ridges will be imprinted on the back of your ass...
This is the spot here.
I'll put one ridge on your ass.
Excuse me?
It's just too bad we can't make it.
Can I ask you a personal question?
Look. Maybe this isn't a good idea, you know?
Detective, saddle up.
If I was a thief.
Damn it! Eddie, why you gotta do that every time?
Scrap that shit
But you're gonna have to give up the gun. Now, what you wanna do?
Somebody took out a fire hydrant.
Now, you're like va-voom!
There you are. I just got a call.
I'm over my head? No, I'm over your head...
You said I'd only spend one night in jail.
Thank you.
I'm not a cop.
Drop your weapons!
Last night these shelves were loaded with Elites. Now they're gone.
He’s out of there!
It's the oldest trick in the book.
He's in the way. Now I can't even get a shot.
Are you smoking?
Let me up out of here.
Sometimes you gotta feed some speed to your ride.
Detectives, I've been assigned to Mr. Tulley.
You understand?
You don't get that training at the academy.
Turn around!
Burglary's been a problem division since we lost our lead detective last year.
That heroin belongs to Jean LaFleur.
- Who's he talking to? - I don't know.
Get down!
Good luck.
Open sesame.
Now he owes us one.
All units, this is Agent Gray, FBI.
Evidence room.
That’s it You’re a bowler
They're coming in behind you.
- You can't? - No.
Let me flush, please.
I said this gonna hurt a little bit!
Gentlemen.
And they took my shoelace.
Your what?
Now, you see them ridges?
Yo tango el gato los pantalones
They think I'm a cop! They think I'm a cop, man!
- One time. - Really?
...and book it into evidence personally.
I'll rip your tongue out and lick my balls with them.
I’m coming out!