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(BRUCE WHlSTLlNG)
MAN 1 : Please help me, Lord. Please get me through this.
lt's a funny thing about pleasure.
You need. . . No, it's okay. l've got it.
Shit.
For three decades, the Kowolski family bakery
(GROWLS)
Yes sir, yes sir
Hi, Susan. Hi, Jack.
Yeah. lt gets me from A to B.
Shit.
Well, that's my payment, l guess. That. . . That is my reward.
When they say sink seasoned chicken is ghetto But The Ghetto makes it taste better
You know something, Joe? You seem taller.
Why shouldn't l be on a night like this?
Hi.
(SAM URlNATlNG)
So far, 1 ,1 00 winning tickets have been turned in,
Am l A. B. -negative or am l. . . l don't know what you are anymore.
(BARKlNG)
How many now? Seven.
There she is. Look at her! lsn't she beautiful?
Yeah a IittIe Iess conversation a IittIe more action
better fall of the plank... before my time is up!
(BRUCE EXCLAlMlNG)
all of mankind.
Bruce Nolan,
Yeah, but l'll get around to it.
B-E-A-Yoooootiful!
This creepy whisper thing has to end.
Oh, God !
Go to the bathroom, please. Wash out your mouth. Wash off your hands.
l never saw it before, l swear!
That's what l get. . .
Hey! Hank found something !
l'm trying to fix a light. Tell me if it's working.
Might come in handy someday.
Yeah I’m drunk. Drunk on power
Then l let it all come to a simmer b. . . Oh !
If You Can't Be With The One You Love, Then Love Bruce.
Welcome to my world, son.
and you pick your favorites.
When you leave this building, you will be endowed with all my powers.
Great. Fred.
Oh, do l have to? Oh, it's not gonna hurt.
May l? Certainly.
l am.
God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.
You're on fire, Bruce.
Hi, Bruce. Oh, hi, Susan.
l tuck my kids in, maybe have a scoop of ice cream and watch Conan.
to fall into the booger.
Come on. Concentrate. There you go. Come on. Pump it out if you have to.
All right. Lord, l need a miracle.
say he find rat pellet in our pastry, but l say, No.
For someone just like you make me feel the way you do
We would treasure each day that occurs
l guess that's how life is, isn't it?
punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones! punch the flat zones!
l don't wanna hurt anymore. Please.
Eyewitness Nose. Okay, and clear.
l'm gonna get right on it.
What do you want me to do?
Come on, Grace. Come to the party.
ln other news. . .
and the occasional sugar-induced coma that follows.
l don't want you to get too ahead of yourself.
Oh, darn. All this horsepower and no room to gallop.
(SlNGlNG) Yeah, yeah
Wait! That's not rain ! Bruce, please don't do that, honey.
l'm gonna get soaked. That's the point.
Yeah. l see that you can handle things now.
Hi, Susan. Oh, thank you, God.
And Evan is loving it, by the way. Loving it.
act: it turns out this chemical is called "by a brax" which the evil witch used it against herself. is there anything you would like to purchase today? may i suggest a masterpiece called "emma" written by jane eyre. the story revolves around emma with powers. this story is a literery treasure. perhaps you're too young for that kind of work.
I can hold that note all day buddy.
And bring peace to
That is the motivation that I needed!
Sometimes anticipation can heighten the pleasure.
Now, you still have to go over there. The nurse is waiting.
You come up with an answer to that one, you let me know.
yes dear me granny raelene snell's got hermiphobia and she's 8999 carjacking looking for a revenge rover! after all she scrunched her face up in sky engines! yes dear with the carr's wafer biscuits and the whitman's sampler chocolates she spat back at her boingkids she's refunctrjected blackballed out of joint yes grol grol!
Are you here?
Whoa. Nice car, man.
I've got the power
And do you ever feel
Oh.
Oh, come on !
for to bring customers back.
MAN: WeIcome to Eyewitness News at 6:00, with Susan Ortega,
That was amazing. l meant it.
Oh Toodles! Sam! How dare you say oh Toodles! That’s it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded! With no TV, no movies, no, video games, and no TV shows.
Yeah, but she was huge. She had been held back.
Honey, it was funny. lt made me laugh.
Oh, l see. So God is picking on you, is that what you're saying?
Cross-pollination between tulips and daisies.
Now, as far as field reporting goes, if you're looking for a bump. . .
ln fact, l think you'll find it quite pleasurable.
GRACE: l'm in the shower!
l'll never be an anchorman, not with this.
shouldn't we be focusing on Pete's retirement?
YOO UZI WHATS UP WITH THEE A woman's heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her
There's somewhere beyond this l know
Looking for another can of whoop-ass?
You want me to even those up for you?
Just say you love me and you want me back.
Lfyeah
Grace. Yes.
lt's a good thing we're wearing these today,
There you are. lt's your big debut. How are you feeling?
Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown,
Oh, well. No big deal. MAN: Oh, boy.
Thy. . . Thou. . . Come. Take a closer walk with me.
Pleasurable. Pleasurable.
What are you doing in here all alone?
and l do the cha-cha like a sissy girl.
Maybe l'm just out of my mind
Yes, to all!
with 220 pounds of marijuana.