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Evan Baxter, Fred Donohue, sports,
What the he. . . l got you !
Bruce? Talk, Bruce. Hello?
That's the house. This is the bathroom. House. Bathroom.
I work in back I see no smiles
. . .happy.
I'm free on the seventh at 7.00!
God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill
I'm Bruce Brown for Eyewitness News....Back to you FUCKERS!
for at least 24 hours before l stir it into the chili.
l'm starting to get desperate, man.
Dear God, give Bruce strength.
This should certainly spice things up a bit.
And doomsayers are pointing to Iast week's strange celestial events
Come on, man. Calm down.
Disfruta un buen café, mi Señor Dios
(WOMAN SINGING) Every point of view has another angle
You think you can do it better, so here's your chance.
THis'll get me into supernova...
Here at Wells Fargo center where Ben Simmons has just arrived
And the restIess souI is searching
Please. l still love him.
Don't get mad at the dog. lt's not the dog's fault.
Evan, when l know something, you'll know something.
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l don't know what you want me to say.
DEBBlE: Was this Bruce's idea?
All the greatest anchors have had their own signature sign-off,
Bruce NoIan was the first on the scene. BRUCE: Thank you, Jane.
And every angle has its merit
making our beloved Buffalo the sweetest place to live.
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(SNlCKERlNG)
Oh.
Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer?
Tell me. Why do you think l didn't get the anchor job?
you have to have it on.
Three. Two. Four. Nine. Six. Eight. One.
You... You want the moon?
No harm, no foul, Jack.
that's a miracle.
Evan. Bruce.
because every time they make me do this stuff,
And I do the cha - cha Like a sissy Girl.
Good luck with that. l'm gonna go now.
You'II hear such cIassics as AII You Need Is Bruce.
The lottery sucks! I only won 17 bucks!
Everything you've ever said or done or thought about doing,
All right. What is this?
When is it The Seventh at 7 it is.....
BRUCE: God. Yeah. Let's thank God. Shall we?
l didn't think l would have. . . l'm sorry. Go on.
Then you get your sorry. How about that?
Do That To Bruce One More Time.
Grace, we got anchor.
This is hilarious.
Syed
GIRL: Thank you for everything else in my life. Amen.
ERODING, ERODING EEEEEEROOOODING
Well, you're right on time, 7:00.
I am Bruce almighty
A hair net? Health department.
Well, listen, l have to go, but this has been the breast bek. . . Breast. . .
(EVANS CLEARlNG THROAT)
No wonder you stayed single!
So what do l do?
l'm not okay with a mediocre life!
l need a system. Something concrete. Concentrate!
M is for Mustache
R Ewe Blind. No, but l'm late.
Oh, l was just gonna. . . Oh, l mean. . .
What the worId is searching for
(THUNDER RUMBLlNG)
l'll drink to that. My tech stocks tripled in five days.
Hey, try that. lt's an excellent year.
Fred Donohue, sports, Dallas Coleman, weather.
It's the Iaw. l just did the hair. The hair is perfect.
What Evan did is slimy and wrong, but this day could've been so much worse.
Buffalo's number-one police dog on the job.
l'm gonna need a fricking miracle to get to work on time.
yo bretheren. what up with thee?
Do your thing.
'Cause that is not funny. If I shouId die before I wake.
(TOlLET FLUSHlNG) A IittIe Iess conversation a IittIe more action
Susan, it's all yours.
There we are. lt's good. lt's good !
You made the right move, Jack. So what about you?
Don't make this about you. About me?
Wait Thats Not Rain!
Thank you. Where are you going?
Okay, you know what, honey? Let's go. Let's go inside.
(WOMEN MOANlNG)
Every team in NHL and NBA that are on the verge of getting swept